I'm making beer-can chicken, and my home smells like Busch Gardens.

[short bus president]

There's that brewery aroma wafting through the air, and traces of cigarette smoke. Plus the smell of sweaty kids, which could just be a flashback, and the smell of fat rednecks in wife beaters talking on cell phones about nascar. And when I open the door the nearby cow pastures give a hint at the Clydesdale smell around the stables. I sure wish I could trace the source of that vomit smell, though, like around the bathroom next to that Da Vinci's Cradle ride...

[Grillymom]

1. Next time use a good beer.

[redqueen]

2. mmmmmmmm, beer can chicken

I should make that this weekend.

Great, now my tummy's rumbling.

[soothsayer]

3. I'm fixing to do a Fosters can turkey. Gonna inject her with some cajun

marinade to boot...!

[redqueen]

6. Oh, man...

Are you making your own marinade, or using off-the-shelf stuff? If you make your own, care to share?

[soothsayer]

9. It's my first time at injecting, and I'm thinking of making my own

something with
butter
mebbe olive oil too
cayenne pepper
garlic powder
onion powder'
tabasco (or prolly some scotch bonnet/habernero sauces I have instead)

I really don't know what to expect, except I love love LOVE my beer can chickens, so I'm hoping the turkey will be a winner, too. I guess I'd better rub it, too, prolly with my same chicken rub. Not sure which wood to go with. Apple maybe?

[dolo amber]

4. I'm sure it's smelled worse

;)

[short bus president]

5. Yeah, sure, but it's been over a year

since Will Pitt and his vile cabbage-esque personal aroma drifted through these parts...

;-)

[Worst Username Ever]

7. That is the most tender chicken you will ever taste. MMmmm..

[Huckebein the Raven]

8. Ahh but have you had Evan Williams steak ?

and Smirnoff Watermelon for dessert

[mrbassman03]

10. What's an Evan WIlliams steak?

I know the watermelon thing...