Beware the Beast Man
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Fri Oct-29-04 10:23 AM
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I'm a stalker- who needs stalking? |
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Edited on Fri Oct-29-04 10:31 AM by Beware the Beast Man
Qualified stalker looking for someone on DU to spam with PMs, reply in sycophantic agreement to every post you make, refer to by your real name, and defend your honor at all costs. Also willing to follow you into extraneous websites, blogs and discussion forums. If needed, I can become progressively scarier with each PM. Who would like to sign up?
PS- I'm willing to change my username if necessary!
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nothingshocksmeanymore
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Fri Oct-29-04 10:25 AM
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1. No thanks...I'm all stalked up |
BlondieK143
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Fri Oct-29-04 10:25 AM
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2. Only if you leave random presents that don't involve blood. |
Beware the Beast Man
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Fri Oct-29-04 10:25 AM
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3. I'm also a master of the answering machine fillup! |
Bobbie47
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Fri Oct-29-04 10:26 AM
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not worth time and energy.
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Skittles
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Fri Oct-29-04 10:27 AM
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5. I would make an excellent stalker if I wasn't so freaking lazy |
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I really know how to push buttons
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Magrittes Pipe
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Fri Oct-29-04 10:27 AM
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6. I've got some winter squash that's looking pretty sad. |
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Fri Oct-29-04 10:28 AM
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7. Hey, no non-sequitirs allowed, bud! |
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This isn't a religion thread!
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Fri Oct-29-04 10:29 AM
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8. They need staking, dumbass. |
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Fri Oct-29-04 10:30 AM
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10. Start your own copycat. |
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By the way, how come you never call me? :cry:
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Magrittes Pipe
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Fri Oct-29-04 10:32 AM
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11. Because I don't love you anymore. |
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Fri Oct-29-04 10:29 AM
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9. I already have way too many stalkers. |
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Fri Oct-29-04 10:54 AM
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Edited on Fri Oct-29-04 10:56 AM by Beware the Beast Man
I just wanted you to have pizza with me!
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Fri Oct-29-04 10:57 AM
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But I'm not big on the Chicago style.
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SarahB
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Fri Oct-29-04 10:32 AM
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I've had enough unwanted annoyances at times. Never quite at that level and hopefully, it'll stay that way. Besides, I think I already married my stalker. Just try gettin' outta that. :scared:
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Fri Oct-29-04 10:34 AM
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13. But it's not about "wanted annoyances." |
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You're hired! I'll send you my first 14 PMs. :toast:
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SarahB
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Fri Oct-29-04 10:40 AM
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14. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! |
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You gonna call me several times a day from work for years, expect me to give you my every step when I walk out of the house, and yell at me if I even glance in the direction of another man too? :nuke:
My stalking days are done thanks. I also plan on any subsequent boyfriends being big guys who can thoroughly kick asses.
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Fri Oct-29-04 10:41 AM
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15. But I'm a big guy, and I can thoroughly kick ass too. |
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Anything for you, my dear SarahBelle! You are the center of my universe!
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SarahB
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Fri Oct-29-04 10:48 AM
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16. But you're not the right one. |
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:P
And I'll sick Mrs. Beastman on your ass!
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Fri Oct-29-04 10:50 AM
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17. Oh, it's not a love thing. |
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I want to BE you! I'm your #1 fan! :P
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SarahB
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Fri Oct-29-04 10:56 AM
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19. Good luck with that then. |
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I didn't know there was such a market for being an unemployed housewife/student with all my assorted problems. I wish you well in your quest. :crazy:
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Fri Oct-29-04 11:01 AM
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I DESERVE A STALKER! I AM FRUSTRATED WITHOUT ONE!
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Fri Oct-29-04 11:02 AM
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22. Hey, I thought I was stalking you! |
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I'm going off to spend the weekend near a waterfall. I'll be in touch when I return! :hi:
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Fri Oct-29-04 11:04 AM
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23. Thank God. I need the ego boost that only stalking can provide. |
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Fri Oct-29-04 11:06 AM
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24. I am stalking kick-ass-bob. |
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Your shower curtain is lovely, Bob. :loveya:
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