"Hiya friends! Ralph Spoilsport here from Ralph Spoilsport Motors...

[Richardo]

The world's largest new used and used new automobile dealership: Ralph Spoilsport Motors here in the city of....Emphysema.

Let's just look at the extras on this fabulous car! Wire-wheel spoke fenders and two-way sneeze through wind vents, star-studded mud guard, sponge-coated edible steering column, chrome fender dents - and factory air conditioned air from our fully factory-equipped air conditioned factory! :D

It's a beautiful car friends, with doors to match! Birch's Blacklist says this car was stolen but for you friends a complete price: only two-ninety-five hundred dollars in easy monthly payments of twenty dollars a week twice a week and never on Sunday! "


Just jonesin' for a little Firesign Theater.... ;-)

[XNASA]

1. Antelope Freeway, 1 mile.

[Richardo]

2. Antelope Freeway, 1/2 mile.

I know where this is going. ;)

[XNASA]

3. Antelope Freeway, 1/4 mile.

[Richardo]

4. Antelope Freeway, 1/8 mile.

[XNASA]

5. Antelope Freeway, 1/16 mile

[Richardo]

6. Antelope Freeway, 1/32 mile.

[XNASA]

7. Antelope Freeway, 1/64 mile

[Richardo]

9. Antelope Freeway, 1/128 mile.

[49jim]

8. I have all the albums...

listened to the all the time w/ headphones...wow...didn't think anyone else ever heard of these guys.

[Richardo]

11. I just got the CD of 'Bozos' the other day - hadn't heard it in 30 years

Still held up for the most part. :D

"Hey, i think...hey Pablo! He broke the President!"

[auburngrad82]

10. I used to be a cock-teaser at the Rooster-Rama...

[BigMcLargehuge]

12. makes me think of the Might Misdemeanor Motors bit from an old Disney

TV Film called "Dad can I borrow the Car" narrated by Kurt Russel.

All the cars in the commercial were wrecks, I mean totalled, crumbled, mangled, wrecks.

One of the lines was "This is a little beauty (a 67 Buick that had obviously rammed a phone poll). It's got a hood, tires, brand new wiring... new wiring to hold the hood down, new wiring to hold the trunk down and a brand new wire just came up through the front seat... Only 99 dollars down 99 dollars a month for 99 months..."

[Fovea]

13. Hey Ralph!

I'll Take IT!

"Let's take a look at your brand new home"
"That's Steve Reeves!","No, Agnes Morehead."


But the one I really want someone to say Tuesday night---

















"HE BROKE DE PRESIDENT!"