ARGH! PHUCK the landlord's G.D. POS CAT!!!!

[UdoKier]

I have been working all fucking summer on landscaping our backyard. Put in new grass sod, plantings, everything. It's coming along pretty good, but the landlord's stupid POS cat keeps taking MEGA dumps in the grass, even though I prepared a little sand section for him to crap in. There is one section that's very shady, so I had to re-seed it with shade-tolerant grass. It was just starting to grow in when the STUPID POS CAT dug up EVERY LAST BIT of grass to cover up his THREE BIG MUSHY SHITS. I's bad enough I have to clean up this stupid cat's sometimes bloody dumps, but does he have to dig up every single damn grass seeedling? I love animals, but I swear if I saw this cat it would be hard not to drop-kick him out of the yard. Christ is it so much to ask to makee a little tiny green space for my kids to play in without shit bombs in it? The next door neighbor's yard is an arid weed patch - they never even look at it. GO CRAP THERE!!! ARGH!



>RANT OVER<

[Josh_Strength]

1. Swears make Baby Jesus™ cry

:cry:

[UdoKier]

2. Well then maybe Baby Jesus™ can clean up the cat crap!!!!

And re-seed my yard for me again!

[Josh_Strength]

4. Jesus™ can turn a mustard seed into the lushest greenest yard on your

block - if you let him into your heart.


You're on your own with cat puke.

[UdoKier]

5. There. Happy now?

Freaking Christian biblethumping powerlifter republicans......(mutter mutter)

[Josh_Strength]

10. Good job, tiny liberal!

Jesus™ gives you a gold star!

[ElsewheresDaughter]

6. holy crap! man are you fucking huge..."speak the Gospel always and

when nessecary use words"

[Josh_Strength]

11. God© blessed Josh with MASSIVE SIZE!!!

[UdoKier]

13. Josh need to get neck.

Open book. Discover amazing world of "Science®" and "Reality©"!

[Josh_Strength]

15. "Science®" and "Reality©" are the tricks of Satan!

:grr:

[UdoKier]

17. Far be it from me to argue with Josh Strength

Or his 20-inch biceps bulging with the holy spirit!

BTW, is it true that Josh Strength likes to cruise the hustlers down on the boulevard, work the glory holes on Sat. Nights, then repent on Sunday mornings?

That's what it says in the 3rd stall from the back at the park anyway...

[Josh_Strength]

18. Josh' attorneys have told josh not comment

[Bjornsdotter]

3. May I suggest....

...a squirt gun. One of those big suckers that were popular a few years back. When you see the cat in your area squirt the little #$%@.


Cheers,
Kim :toast:

[UdoKier]

7. Good idea. I think I have some muriatic acid in the garage.

No, actually I will try some repellant sprays since the POS cat comes at night when I'm asleep. I never catch him in the act.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

9. SUPER water soaker should do the trick...it works

[HEyHEY]

8. Well, it IS firecracker season

[zbdent]

12. If you quit f-ing the cat, then it might not leave

bloody dumps.

Great, now you're gonna get PETA on our behinds . . .

[UdoKier]

14. I used to be the biggest cat lover, believe it or not.

He slept on my bed, just loved him. Of course THAT cat knew how to use a freaking litter box.

I never got another when I discovered my allergies were much better WITHOUT a cat.

Now, this cat's filthiness has totally soured me on the idea of EVER having another one.

[cheezus]

16. predator urine or some such thing?

there's gotta be ways of keeping that cat out of your yard.