The "Explosives? What Explosives?" of all CAPTONS!!!

[skip fox]

"Oh yeah, those explosives. . . . It was my understanding . . . I mean we have reports . . . that suggest they were gone . . . ah . . . before we even got there . . . then . . . like Russia and Syria snuck them out . . . and then our guys went in and moved them all . . . to safe locations . . . I mean, . . . like . . . if Saddam's guys didn't move them before we got there . . . or something. See?"

[LisaLynne]

1. Hold on ... Let me channel Jesus ...

Yes, I'm getting a message from Our Lord. The explosives ... are ... IN MY PANTS!

[MsUnderstood]

2. NO WMD under here

so lets leave this little bunker with these little bombs and go gaurd teh oil fields.

Want to know what commercial I want to see? The one where Bush makes fun of not finding any WMD with pictures of maimed american soldiers and looted ammunition sites in between his jokes.

[Drifter]

3. Doesn't anyone ...

show NumbNuts this picture and tell him to stop doing this. There are at least a dozen of these out there.

Cheers
Drifter

[tridim]

4. We can now add..

"and the soldier who moved them... blew them up.. and.. left no e-vi-dence... and we weren't made aware... that this happened... until today... it's hard work... bein' a lying sack of qaqaa."

[skip fox]

5. "I just can't wrap my mind around it! Why's everyone focusing on

one little ammo dump? All Caw Caw or something. . . . I mean . . . what we lost there . . . is just a drop in the bucket . . . of what we lost all over the country. . . . I don't get what's the big deal."

[Mojambo]

6. No, THIS is how the Vulcan Mindmeld is done... n/t

[bowens43]

7. " I try to think and nothing happens"

[louis-t]

8. "And that means...er..ah. that we are safer...

ah..as a nation...because we then blew up the..ah..weapons..so the terrists..ah..couldn't use them..and Senator Kerry is denigrating the troops..ah..

[Zuni]

9. There is a woman in the audience named Mary who has a bad case of gout

Mary, will you please stand up and testify to Jesus? Mary from Landover Hills, MD please stand up.....

[CanuckAmok]

10. Let me see..."never existed, completely fabricated."

(opens envelope) "Iraq's weapons of mass destruction".

[stlchic]

12. LOL! Or...

(opens envelope)

"My intelligence and integrity."

[LiberalEsto]

11. Dang! That confetti HURT! nt