I am so bored it's not funny. Ask me anything and I'll reply in one line

[eyesroll]

of iambic pentameter, or in a single spondee (my choice).

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. Aren't you getting laid next week?

[eyesroll]

4. Fuck you.

:D

[Magrittes Pipe]

28. No, not me -- your date in Madison, remember?

With that other soon-to-be-divorcee.

[Wat_Tyler]

32. I'm not getting a divorce.

[eyesroll]

34. Get bent.

[Magrittes Pipe]

35. No, you will be getting bent.

Over a chair. By your date. :evilgrin:

[eyesroll]

38. Suck Wat.

[Magrittes Pipe]

45. You're going to suck Wat?

:o

[eyesroll]

49. No, Al. I told you to do so -- suck Wat.

[Wat_Tyler]

37. Are the new Nick Cave CD's any good?

[eyesroll]

40. I haven't had a chance to listen yet.

[Wat_Tyler]

42. I've only really listened to Abattoir Blues.

[captainjack]

2. what's the meaning of it all?

[eyesroll]

5. Do what thou wilt, but harm no one. Got it?

[Lavender Brown]

3. Keith Olbermann and I share a birthday

Should I send him a card or balloons?

[eyesroll]

6. If I were he, I would prefer balloons.

[stlchic]

7. Why do fools fall in love? n/t

[eyesroll]

13. I think we all are fools., and we all love.

[plcdude]

8. so when and where was your last orgasm

huh?

[eyesroll]

16. Bite me.

[Beware the Beast Man]

39. when and where was your last organism?

[eyesroll]

44. Between me and my now discarded thong.

[Beware the Beast Man]

46. Grrt...blump..urr...thanks.

:puke:

[eyesroll]

51. You asked.

[Enrico]

9. Why does * suck so much? (Try that in one line)

[eyesroll]

17. The Shrub is from a family line that sucks.

[Beware the Beast Man]

10. Why do Josh Strength's nipples glow?

[eyesroll]

18. They're godly beacons beckoning with light.

[Jose Diablo]

11. Should a gentleman offer a lady a tipporillo?

[eyesroll]

19. Eew. No.

[XNASA]

12. Which of these activities sounds like the most fun to you?

Ride the Ducks

Visit the Wonder Spot

Have a Swig at Nig's.

[eyesroll]

20. quack quack.

[dolo amber]

14. Which is worse...

death by African fire-ants entering all of your orifices or by being earwormed with Michael Bolton's rendition of...well, anything frankly...for all eternity?

[eyesroll]

21. I think I'll say death by unga-bunga.

[nytemare]

15. in 1972 was George W. Bush..

a) reading many flight manuals for the Air Force

or, was he

b) snorting many white granules through the air with force?

[eyesroll]

23. Just B.

[nytemare]

25. thanks for the confirmation. =]

[Beer Snob-50]

22. will the packers get their act together and win thier division?

[eyesroll]

24. Uh - uh.

[Beer Snob-50]

26. thank you.

[Jose Diablo]

27. Do black patent leather shoes really look up?

[eyesroll]

30. Only if you shine them right and proper.

[Jose Diablo]

33. Good answer

[Jose Diablo]

29. Is the Hokey-Pokey what it's really all about?

[eyesroll]

31. See Five.

[bowens43]

36. What's that thing growing on my leg?

[eyesroll]

41. I think you need to see a doctor, stat.

[Jose Diablo]

43. Should I take my lady to Costa Rica this weekend

Or go to Snowden for the powder?

[eyesroll]

48. Costa Rica's lovely this time of year.

[terrya]

47. Is everything ok?

:-)

[eyesroll]

50. It's cool. Just bored. Thanks, T. I hope you're well.

[kick-ass-bob]

52. dupe.

:evilgrin: