The Cornered Rat of all CAPTIONS!!! (Banned in Boston!)

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Hot damn! Good ol' America! No wonder they call Africa the 'dark
continent.' I saw so many black people that I was almost able to tell some of them
apart! (Boy, I thought this would be a great line in my next speech to a group of
African-Americans. . . sort of an icebreaker, you know . . . but Karl shot it down.
Geez.) But what a trip. I had to hear about all the problems of all the contries
the whole, entire time! I'm a sensitive guy, but too much is too much! I say we
start about a thousand fried chicken and Payday Loans franchises over there, then
they'll start to have to get real jobs and become more like civilization and stuff.
See? . . . I care. I really do. . . . I'm thinking the best for everyone all the time.
But boy, sure is good to get home!"

[smiths_fan_21384]

1. W. is "reckonin":

"Man-o-man, I am sure glad to be out of Africa. It's nice to come back to the good ol' white U S of A and not have to worry about a damn thing. Yep, there is absolutely NO reason I shouldn't have a smooth sailing year and a half followed by a swift and overwhelming reelection victory. Man, I am INVINCIBLE. There is just no chance in Hell that something could surface that has the ability to crush my credibility and integrity. Yep, I am BULLETPROOF, America! Nothing but blue skies and calm waters from now on.

Hey, I wonder if anything interesting happened while I was gone..."

[roguevalley]

2. Behold, the Argonaths!

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[myomy]

3. Hey, that’s not fair, ask me somethin I know.

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[GregW]

4. If I wave my hand real fast ...

... while looking at a fluorescent light, it makes me look like I have ten fingers!