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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:05 AM
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Ahhh, nothing like taking a leak in your own back yard.
How do I know? Cause that is what I just did.

Feel free to ask questions.
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TransitJohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:07 AM
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1. I love doing that too.
Quirky? Like a male marking territory? :eyes: Dunno.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:11 AM
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4. Yep there is definitely something about it
It is like I at one with nature... at least until I am done.
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MrModerate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:08 AM
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2. Uhh . . .
I think I'll pass.

<ahem>

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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:11 AM
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3. Do you live in a place without indoor plumbing?
or do you just like exposing yourself in the backyard?:eyes: :eyes: :eyes:
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:14 AM
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6. Well I guess the exposure is a perk but...
... it really just amounts to me being lazy because the back yard is a hell of a lot closer than the bathroom. Plus I don't have any neighbors around for about a mile.
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Kilroy003 Donating Member (543 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 03:01 AM
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24. Sounds nice.
I have neighbors, like, 10 feet away.

If they feel like watching me pee- I'll allow it to stay between them and their therapists.

Hey; what can a guy do?

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obiwan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:25 AM
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16. It is one of the few things left that a male can do ...
... without consideration of the consequences.

Besides, you don't have to aim...unless you want to...
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loveable liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:13 AM
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5. do you have a favorite spot, or just anywhere? nt
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:17 AM
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9. Yeah I have a spot by the house...
... it keeps the weeds from coming back, and it is fun to see the steam rise when it gets cold. But the cold has other drawbacks if you know what I mean.
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loveable liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:24 AM
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15. minnesota here, know exactly what yer sayin....
my 4yo loves to pee outside. he has a favorite rock.
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:14 AM
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7. It's like saying, "This is my corner of the Planet Earth!"
Ain't nothin' like walking down to the corner of the fence, whippin' it out and lettin' fly! Screw the neighbors.

Bake
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:20 AM
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12. Amen to that!
It's kinda funny too.
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kokomo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:15 AM
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8. Did you kill any flowers or shrubs?
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:19 AM
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11. I'll know in the morning I guess.
Hopefully it will all be soaked in by then.
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:17 AM
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10. It must be a male thing about marking territory.
Look, when I bought my current house three years ago, for some unknown reason I took a leak in the back yard. Sure, I looked around to make sure there wasn't a single neighbor that could see me, but I did it anyway. I felt some weird sense of pride. Do I know why? No.

Animal instinct. That's all I can think of.

I don't expect women to understand/sympathize with this.

Sometimes testosterone just has weird effects on people.
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obiwan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:27 AM
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18. An old girlfriend of mine could write her name in the snow...
... if you know what I mean. Lighten up and try it some time. There were humans long before there were toilets.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:34 AM
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22. How did she not walk through it?
You should have held on to that one.
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kokomo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:27 AM
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19. CLICK LINK below to cyber pee in snow
Edited on Sat Oct-30-04 02:31 AM by kokomo
And for all of you, here is a way to do it online!!!! Write with your cursor:

http://www.panlogic.net/yellowsnow/peeindex.html
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UdoKier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 04:08 AM
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27. LMFAO
Just as the beer is kicking in...

too bad there's no snow within 100 miles of here...
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Maiden England Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:21 AM
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13. why is it you males do that, especially when there are perfectly
good toilets in the house. My hubby does it, and I can't fathom it.
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:27 AM
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17. Because we CAN!
If we happen to be outside when the urge strikes, so be it!

You ladies are just jealous 'cause we don't have to ... well, don't make me get graphic!!

Bake
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prolesunited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:22 AM
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14. Actually, there *is* something much better
:evilgrin:
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:37 AM
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23. Yeah but you would have to bring toilet paper along...
... oh wait that's probably not what you are talking about.
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KT2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:31 AM
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20. I hate that!
An old boyfriend used to do that and it drove me nuts! Figured it was some kind of male territory thing but as the person who had to take care of the yard - not nice.
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Maiden England Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 02:34 AM
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21. Oh Gee, that thought just hit me
I am so not planting those annuals tomorrow now, no freakin way. Not even with gloves.
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PittLib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 03:06 AM
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25. Peeing in the yard ... good
Sex in the tool shed in the dead of winter ... better
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 04:07 AM
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26. I have done this on occasion. There's just something freeing about it...
Letting fly out in nature.

Nature being the hard-pan dirt flower bed 10 feet away from my patio. :evilgrin:
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 07:24 AM
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28. too funny but I know what you mean
Edited on Sat Oct-30-04 07:24 AM by Historic NY
I go to a buddy's house and his commode is on the second floor, it is a hike especially when you have to go. Usually the guys when there drinking go out and pee on a neighbors crab apple tree. We have been trying to kill that thing for the last 6yrs. The funny thing is the owner even knows and has done it himself. It is his wife that likes the tree. Least way it does keep the weeds down along the alley way.

It is the pause that refreshes!!!!!
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