Oval Office transcript found

[MichaelHarris]

ringing phone noise

Bush, "Hello, Hello, Is Osama in, this is George"

Voice, "Wait one moment please"

Osama, "Georgie, my good buddy how you doing?"

Bush, "Pretty good OB except for those damn idiot twins of mine, I guess it's true, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."

Osama, "That is true my friend, the debates made you look well, a little stupid."

Bush, "That's why I called OB, I need your help"

Osama, "What you need Georgie? You Know I do anything for you my friend"

Bush, "Well OB I need you to release a new tape, not to threatening you know, just one to remind people that you're still out there and that I'm the one for the job."

Osama, "I can do that buddy but I thought Jeb was going to fix all that down in Florida."

Bush, "He was but now I have a bunch of other states to worry about and you know Jeb, sometimes he spends a little too much time with the hookers."

Osama, "hahahah ahhh yes Jeb and his hookers. Well let me get my homeboys together and we'll put out a tape for you."

Bush, "Thanks OB, you're the greatest"