I'm Richard Nixon. Ask me anything.

[UrbScotty]

:evilgrin:

[Kierkegaard]

1. What's happenin' Tricky Dick?

[UrbScotty]

6. Everything. Things happen all the time.

[skooooo]

2. Why does my mother still worship you??

:wtf:

[UrbScotty]

7. Because Pat and Jerry told her to.

[skooooo]

14. And you were treated SOOO unfairly....

It wasn't you that was bad, it was the people AROUND YOU!

[JohnKleeb]

3. What do you think of Woodward and Bernstein

[UrbScotty]

9. They can follow Cheney's advice to Pat Leahy and **** themselves.

[Radical Activist]

4. Aren't you happy to see many of your old friends working for Bush?

[UrbScotty]

10. Of course.

[mitchum]

5. So, what's Satan really like?

[UrbScotty]

11. Why should I know?

[rot0r_head]

8. Honestly. Are you a crook? n/t

[UrbScotty]

12. Ask again in 18 1/2 minutes.

[ET Awful]

13. Couldn't you do us a favor and stay dead? :) n/t

[UrbScotty]

17. But that would suck the enthusiasm out of the room!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

15. Are you happy that now you look good in comparison to later (R) Prezes?

[UrbScotty]

19. Of course!

[Kire]

16. Are you a crook?

[UrbScotty]

20. Ask again in 18 1/2 minutes.

[Huckebein the Raven]

18. How's Elvis ?

[UrbScotty]

22. All shook up.

[Chicago Democrat]

21. Whose more evil Bush or Mussolini?

We all know the answer... just want confirmation....

[UrbScotty]

24. Why should I tell you? I'm a man of secrets.

[Johnny 99]

23. Why are you such a fascist fucktard?

:evilgrin:

[UrbScotty]

25. Your question has been forwarded to George W. Bush.

[Endangered Specie]

26. Hows that 5'o'clock shadow?

[delete_bush]

27. Are you voting for Kerry?

[intheflow]

28. Since you're dead, and you knew them both,

did you work as an intercessory between Cheney and the Devil when Cheney sold his soul?