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Jersey Devil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 05:22 PM
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Poll question: Should I go to a Halloween Party dressed as a giant condom?
My wife said it would be incredibly "bad taste" so I said, "Exactly! That is the point."
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 05:24 PM
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1. What if nobody notices?
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soupkitchen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 05:24 PM
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2. Everyone would mistake you for George Bush
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rbnyc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 05:26 PM
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3. Go as a flavored condom...
...and you won't be in bad taste.

;-)
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 05:27 PM
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5. That's what I LOVE about you!
You're NASTY!
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rbnyc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 05:31 PM
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6. The feeling is mutual.
:evilgrin:
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Hog lover Donating Member (411 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 05:27 PM
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4. Better idea - go as road kill - with a GWB doll as the kill
All black clothes, with white center stripes painted or sewn down the front. Bush doll is pinned to the roadway. You could pin on a plastic toy truck with a Kerry sticker on it.

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Squistion Donating Member (15 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 05:34 PM
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7. You will probably be asked "Are you a giant condom,
or are you just glad to see me?"
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The Sheik Donating Member (349 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 05:37 PM
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8. Hmm...
Well, I supose the hardest part of a costume like this would be if someone one were to get "morally outraged" at your costume.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 05:45 PM
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11. "the hardest part of a costume like this..."
BWAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA
Freudian slip?
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 05:39 PM
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9. I went as a sperm cell one year.
Very simple costume, and it was fun to see the looks on peoples faces when they couldn't figure out the costume and I explained it to them :).
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eaprez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 05:39 PM
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10. how does one dress as a condum?
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GingerSnaps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 05:48 PM
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12. Used or new?
Edited on Sat Oct-30-04 05:56 PM by Bushneedstogo
:shrug:
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 05:51 PM
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13. Yccck!
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GingerSnaps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 05:52 PM
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14. LOL
:hi:
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-30-04 06:12 PM
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15. Make sure it's not too tight
Or you may suffocate. Likeliness of this increases with amount of alcohol consumed.
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