My 700th post! Now, would someone please tell me…

[delete_bush]

who the hell is noone?

Who is this person mentioned daily on DU? I did a quick search, noone popped up 58 times. That’s not even using the advanced search feature. However, and I find this interesting, there is a DU’er with the moniker NoOne. A member since 2001 they are, but with only one post. Could this be the omnipresent noone?

Noone was even at the center of the weapons debacle in Iraq. “The troops were cutting IAEA seals from bunker doors having no idea what they were looking at. There was noone with the lead units.”

Noone is being put in prison, noone saw it coming, noone is listening, noone knows the answer.

He/she at times seems to be on our side, “noone comes close to matching Kerry on exposing government corruption”. Yet on other occasions exhibits freeper traits that would normally get one banned from DU, “noone can honestly say that Bush is a leader”.

And so, for my 700th post, I ask of you, is there noone out there who can solve this mystery for me?