Made a big mistake at the Mediterranean restaurant tonite...

[Dukakis88]

The local hummus hut does orders to go, so I called down there and placed my dinner order as usual for a Saturday nite with DVDs. I drive down there on the way back from the video store, and my order's ready, so I pay and pick up the bag, but it feels a little light, so I look inside. The vegetarian sandwich was missing, so I ask the waiter "where's my falafel," and he gives me this weird smile and starts scrubbing my shoulders with some kind of sea sponge. I ran the f**k out of there and drove home but the problem is that he got my phone number and has been calling me all nite telling me he has a shish kebab up his butt and that I should buy a vibrator and name it after him. This is seriously wack. Thai food for me from now on.

[qnr]

heheheh n/t

[smirkymonkey]

1. LOL!

Very funny!

[jdj]

2. don't "settle" for less than falafel!

LOL, thanks for making me smile.

[givemebackmycountry]

3. SO

What DVD's did you get?

No...that's very funny and creative.

[Dagaz]

4. Just tell Bill O'Reilly where to go

[AIJ Alom]

5. Wow ! Was the whole Makris thing that bad for Bill O'Reilly ? He's now

working at a Mediterranean Restuarant ? Can you give me the number to the place, I'll forward it to Laura Ingrahm, Michelle Malkin, and Anne Coulter.

[Dukakis88]

6. The place was called The Falafel Factor...

I should have figured something was up when I noticed all of the booths were shaped like shower stalls.

[AIJ Alom]

7. hehe ! n/t

[shraby]

8. You should send that one to Keith Olbermann

he'd probably get a good laugh out of it.