Popular Freeper College Majors

[pstokely]

Fair & Balanced Journalism
Creationism
Big Business Administration
Conservative Broadcasting

[Fridays Child]

1. Who knew freepers could make it out of high school? Amazing!

[bloodyjack]

2. Marketing

(lol j/k)

[punpirate]

3. Don't forget...

... Faith-Based Political Science

and...

Direct-Mail Communications

[eauclaireliberal]

4. RE:"Popular Freeper College Majors"

Whining and Crying-101
Communism: Propagating the fear into the 21st century-105
Favoritism: It's Whites for Dinner-202
Mudslinging-203
Betraying the Nation: Oil, Deficit spending, writing anti-constitutional legislation-204
Betraying the Nation 2: Alliances-205
Mass Distraction: How to hit up NASCAR fans and protestants for support-301 (Prerequisite: Rural Pandering-105)

[DS1]

5. Complete Assholery

Fucktardation
Wearing a Bomber Jacket to Law School after quitting flying because you're too fucking scared, and just being an all-star motherfuck.

[auburngrad82]

6. Advanced Ammunition Conservation

How to make your bullets last when the government has you cornered in a cabin in the deep woods with the intention of taking your guns away and thereby violating your second amendment right to bear arms.

[Sparkly]

7. Theological Economics

(Faith-based... You borrow, spend, and pray God gets you out of debt.)

[TransitJohn]

8. Natural Resource Exploitation

Water Management: From Snowpack to Agricultural Users
Minimum mine reclamation standards

[Dukakis88]

9. United Nations: Ineffective Pussies or Alien Invaders?

I love how the freepers are divided up between the people who believe the UN is utterly powerless and ineffective, and the people who belive the UN is going to invade the US, take away their guns, and inseminate their cattle.

[baldguy]

10. Business Administration

Accounting
Psychology

[NewHampshireDem]

11. Don't forget these ever-popular courses ...

Cooking with Roadkill
Subjugating Your Wife the Biblical Way
Biblical Interpretation, I: Why Leviticus Matters
Bliblical Interpretation, II: Why Bill Clinton is the Anti-Christ
Brainwashing for Fun and Profit
Uncritical Thinking
Science 101: This I Know 'cause The Bible Tells Me So

[Seabiscuit]

12. Lies, Lies and more Lies 101

[TheMightyFavog]

13. Here at UWSP

A lot of the wingnuts seem to be either Wildlife Management or Forestry majors.

[pstokely]

14. what do they plan on doing with those majors?

nt

[baldguy]

16. Try and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

[pstokely]

15. Reaganomics

nt

[CO Liberal]

17. Mobile Home Decoration 101

And before anyone says anything, I live in a single-wide mobile home.

[CO Liberal]

18. Cross Burning 101