Vote for Kerry, or I'll kick this dog!

[Dookus]

[salinen]

1. that's some impressive

package.

[Dookus]

5. don't be checking out

my dog's package, perv.

[WI_DEM]

2. Chris Matthews has nothing over you

You play hardball!! Ok, I'll vote for Kerry. Just, please, don't kick that dog.

[AIJ Alom]

3. You have no reason to kick your dog. Everyone here who is eligible is

voting for Kerry.

[Grillymom]

4. Looks like a Freeper dog to me.

However, I'm going to vote for Kerry, just to stop the violence!:hug:

[Dookus]

6. Freeper dog?!?!

ooooh.... why I oughtta...

[stray cat]

7. No don't kick it. It just looks like one of Bush's terror wolves.

The puppies are coming!

[Dookus]

8. yeah

he can be a terror, all right. Especially if you're a cat who doesn't like to be snuffled or a garden plant.

[BlueJazz]

9. If you kick that Doggie, We'll kick YOUR ass after....

...we let the Dog bite you ....and...what's worse, we'll have the dog vote for Bush.

[Dookus]

10. Feh

the dog ain't old enough to vote. And he wouldn't bite me EVER.

Just vote for Kerry and it won't be an issue.

[Maiden England]

11. Puppies for Kerry

are appauled at your lack of respect for the canine heroes of our land.
My two puppies, have told me to tell you that if you kick that dog, they'll kick your ass. So there.

[Dookus]

14. I'll kick your puppies...

if you don't vote for Kerry. So there.

[Maiden England]

28. Just try it Jackass - you better have voted before you try it

and BTW I'm not voting for Kerry, because I'm just a sodding GC holder. (insert growl here). I will however be volunteering all day tomorrow, and my puppies better be fine when I get back.

[Droopy]

12. Taking a play out of the Republican play book I see

That sounds like something Dick Cheney would do.

[nickgutierrez]

13. Cheney wouldn't kick dogs.

Mostly because he doesn't have that kind of control over his legs. Those belong to his cyborg masters.

He would just shoot them, I think. Or hire someone to do it.

[camero]

15. Dog is God in reverse

When you kick a dog you kick God. But we'll vote for Kerry just in case.

[Carla in Ca]

16. Not funny

I have taken in abused dogs, healed them and then placed them in good homes for 25 years. Your joke pains me deeply.

[Dookus]

21. Then perhaps you don't understand the reference...

to the old classic National Lampoon showing a dog with a gun to its head saying "Buy This Magazine or We'll Shoot This Dog".

If such a post offends you deeply, the Lounge is not for you.

BTW... the dog posted is MINE and I adore him more than anything.

[HEyHEY]

31. Tell her "to have coke and a smile and shut the fuck up!"

To quote Eddie Murphy Quoting Richard Pryor

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

17. Oh you will not.

:P

[donheld]

18. You kick that dog and you'll get this

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[HEyHEY]

19. ROTF that was fucking hilarious

[BuelahWitch]

20. I not only voted for KERRY..

But also voted to keep Dennis Moore (D-KS) in the House and for Lee Jones (D-KS) for Senate!

So you better give that doggie a BIG SLOPPY KISS!!!!

[VOX]

22. Spare that pooch, Dook -- Kerry has my vote!

And knowing you, you **couldn't** kick any animal, ever. You are a total sucker for all the beasties under the sun. :toast: (As am I.)

For God's sake, they all come into your kitchen, at one time or another! :)

[Dookus]

23. shhh!

don't tell people! I'm using this as a motivational tool! The puppy's safe, but geez, don't TELL 'em that!

[FuzzySlippers]

24. I already voted for Kerry!

Don't even joke about kicking darling little Tuckums. He's the most adorable thing I've ever seen.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

25. If I already voted for Kerry

(which I did) does that mean you'll give him a big snuffly cuddle on that cute soft muzzle and kiss his head and rub his ears and belly for me?

Thanks!

Mr. voted for Kerry already, too, so add some extra cuddling from us.

[Hoffnung]

26. YOU ARE A SICK PERSON!

Thats all I have to say

[Dookus]

29. welcome to DU

now vote for Kerry or Tucker gets an ass-full of Dookus.

[smbolisnch]

27. Don't you dare!!

What a sweet puppy!! :D

[MissMillie]

30. I want him!!!

I want a bulldog!

Please do not kick him, no matter what.

[lumberingbear]

32. Is that Tucker???

I love him!!!! Is he the one with with loose tooth???

[Dookus]

34. yup

that's him!

[Squeegee]

33. It's Lord Tucker Wigglebottom

He deserves to get kicked 'cuz he's a republican.


Okay, he's not really, but it's fun to pretend...

[rocktivity]

35. Here's a dog you can kick

http://www.justiceisduckblind.com

:headbang:
rocknation

[Dookus]

36. lol

I'm gonna be kicking that dog tomorrow morning.

[Maiden England]

38. I'll gladly kick that dog too (nt)

[rot0r_head]

37. He'll do it! He's crazy!

[fortyfeetunder]

39. Damn, I thought it would really be...

an effigy of *.

[miss_kitty]

40. Tucker is the MAN!

what a puppy-face! look at those puppy ears! He LOVES you wicked bad, Dookus! If he could he'd post you these:loveya: all day long.

But really dude, if you got any of the stolen underwear around...