Dookus
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Sun Oct-31-04 09:19 AM
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Vote for Kerry, or I'll kick this dog! |
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Sun Oct-31-04 09:21 AM
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1. that's some impressive |
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Sun Oct-31-04 09:22 AM
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2. Chris Matthews has nothing over you |
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You play hardball!! Ok, I'll vote for Kerry. Just, please, don't kick that dog.
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Sun Oct-31-04 09:22 AM
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3. You have no reason to kick your dog. Everyone here who is eligible is |
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Sun Oct-31-04 09:23 AM
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4. Looks like a Freeper dog to me. |
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However, I'm going to vote for Kerry, just to stop the violence!:hug:
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Sun Oct-31-04 09:25 AM
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ooooh.... why I oughtta...
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Sun Oct-31-04 09:30 AM
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7. No don't kick it. It just looks like one of Bush's terror wolves. |
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Edited on Sun Oct-31-04 09:30 AM by dmordue
The puppies are coming!
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Sun Oct-31-04 09:33 AM
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he can be a terror, all right. Especially if you're a cat who doesn't like to be snuffled or a garden plant.
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Sun Oct-31-04 09:35 AM
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9. If you kick that Doggie, We'll kick YOUR ass after.... |
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...we let the Dog bite you ....and...what's worse, we'll have the dog vote for Bush.
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Mon Nov-01-04 01:19 AM
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the dog ain't old enough to vote. And he wouldn't bite me EVER.
Just vote for Kerry and it won't be an issue.
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Mon Nov-01-04 01:22 AM
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are appauled at your lack of respect for the canine heroes of our land. My two puppies, have told me to tell you that if you kick that dog, they'll kick your ass. So there.
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Mon Nov-01-04 01:33 AM
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14. I'll kick your puppies... |
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if you don't vote for Kerry. So there.
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Mon Nov-01-04 09:45 PM
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28. Just try it Jackass - you better have voted before you try it |
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and BTW I'm not voting for Kerry, because I'm just a sodding GC holder. (insert growl here). I will however be volunteering all day tomorrow, and my puppies better be fine when I get back.
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Mon Nov-01-04 01:23 AM
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12. Taking a play out of the Republican play book I see |
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That sounds like something Dick Cheney would do.
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Mon Nov-01-04 01:27 AM
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13. Cheney wouldn't kick dogs. |
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Mostly because he doesn't have that kind of control over his legs. Those belong to his cyborg masters.
He would just shoot them, I think. Or hire someone to do it.
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Mon Nov-01-04 01:37 AM
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15. Dog is God in reverse |
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When you kick a dog you kick God. But we'll vote for Kerry just in case.
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Mon Nov-01-04 01:45 AM
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I have taken in abused dogs, healed them and then placed them in good homes for 25 years. Your joke pains me deeply.
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Mon Nov-01-04 03:19 AM
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21. Then perhaps you don't understand the reference... |
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to the old classic National Lampoon showing a dog with a gun to its head saying "Buy This Magazine or We'll Shoot This Dog".
If such a post offends you deeply, the Lounge is not for you.
BTW... the dog posted is MINE and I adore him more than anything.
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Mon Nov-01-04 10:10 PM
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31. Tell her "to have coke and a smile and shut the fuck up!" |
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To quote Eddie Murphy Quoting Richard Pryor
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Mon Nov-01-04 01:48 AM
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18. You kick that dog and you'll get this |
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:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
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Mon Nov-01-04 01:49 AM
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19. ROTF that was fucking hilarious |
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Mon Nov-01-04 02:02 AM
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20. I not only voted for KERRY.. |
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But also voted to keep Dennis Moore (D-KS) in the House and for Lee Jones (D-KS) for Senate!
So you better give that doggie a BIG SLOPPY KISS!!!!
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Mon Nov-01-04 03:25 AM
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22. Spare that pooch, Dook -- Kerry has my vote! |
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And knowing you, you **couldn't** kick any animal, ever. You are a total sucker for all the beasties under the sun. :toast: (As am I.)
For God's sake, they all come into your kitchen, at one time or another! :)
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Mon Nov-01-04 09:21 PM
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don't tell people! I'm using this as a motivational tool! The puppy's safe, but geez, don't TELL 'em that!
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Mon Nov-01-04 09:33 PM
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24. I already voted for Kerry! |
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Don't even joke about kicking darling little Tuckums. He's the most adorable thing I've ever seen.
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Mon Nov-01-04 09:39 PM
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25. If I already voted for Kerry |
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(which I did) does that mean you'll give him a big snuffly cuddle on that cute soft muzzle and kiss his head and rub his ears and belly for me?
Thanks!
Mr. voted for Kerry already, too, so add some extra cuddling from us.
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Mon Nov-01-04 09:42 PM
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26. YOU ARE A SICK PERSON! |
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Mon Nov-01-04 09:59 PM
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Edited on Mon Nov-01-04 09:59 PM by Dookus
now vote for Kerry or Tucker gets an ass-full of Dookus.
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Mon Nov-01-04 10:09 PM
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I want a bulldog!
Please do not kick him, no matter what.
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Mon Nov-01-04 10:16 PM
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I love him!!!! Is he the one with with loose tooth???
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Mon Nov-01-04 10:21 PM
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33. It's Lord Tucker Wigglebottom |
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He deserves to get kicked 'cuz he's a republican.
Okay, he's not really, but it's fun to pretend...
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Mon Nov-01-04 10:32 PM
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35. Here's a dog you can kick |
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Tue Nov-02-04 02:06 AM
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I'm gonna be kicking that dog tomorrow morning.
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Tue Nov-02-04 02:11 AM
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38. I'll gladly kick that dog too (nt) |
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Tue Nov-02-04 02:09 AM
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37. He'll do it! He's crazy! |
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Tue Nov-02-04 02:28 AM
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39. Damn, I thought it would really be... |
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Tue Nov-02-04 02:39 AM
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what a puppy-face! look at those puppy ears! He LOVES you wicked bad, Dookus! If he could he'd post you these:loveya: all day long.
But really dude, if you got any of the stolen underwear around...
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