Whats your favorite Ashcroft & Key's Song ?

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I like the way they do " Got ny thumb in my Bum "

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1. I hear they do a great rendition of Monty Pythons...

"Every Sperm is Sacred"

Dad: There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons and then,
There are those that follow Mohammud, BUT
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics
Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on,
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came.
Because...

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Children: Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Child: Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Children: Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Mum: Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Men: Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
Women:If a sperm is wasted,
Children:God gets quite irate.

Priest: Every sperm is wanted,
Br. & Gr:Every sperm is good,
Nannies:Every sperm is needed,
Cardinal:In your neighborhood.

Children: Every sperm is useful,
Every sperm is fine,
Funeral:God needs everybody's,
Mourner1:Mine!
Mourner2:And mine!
Corpse:And mine!

Nun: Let the Pagan spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill, and plain,
Statues: God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Everyone: Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

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2. They nail that tune !

Ashcroft does this long falsetto note like on American Idol and Keyes lights his hair on fire,spits blood and grabs his crotch......