TURN OR BURN, PHILISTINE!!!!

[Selwynn]

... I just wanted to feel what it would feel like to be a evangelical Christian fundamentalist. :bounce:

[Maiden England]

1. so....how did it feel?

was it worth trying?

[Selwynn]

2. Oh, its great to know everything and know I'm totally right and you're....

....GOING TO BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!11111!ONE!!111

[joefree1]

3. Sorry, you backed the wrong team

You're ours now. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ...


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[Selwynn]

5. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!

Oh wait.... ok ... was channelling a little too much exorcist and not enough fundamentalist...ummm....

LOVE THE SINNER, HATE THE SIN!!!!111!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(oh my god I soooooo hate that phrase)

[greyfox]

4. Mercy!

I is one of them thar folks (sorta) and I ain't never heard setch! LOL

DO YOU KNOW CHRIST DIED FOR YOU?

That's about it.

I gotta get out more!

[Selwynn]

6. Heh - was on a sign in front of Treasure Valley Baptist Church

"Turn or burn." So, maybe you should come to idaho more. :hi:

[greyfox]

8. Maybe so...

Hi Idaho folks!

Gosh, that musta been a transplanted HICKVILLE USA church... bless em... I understand em, but such a way to run folks away! (Well, ya know, I HAVE heard of times when someone will drive by a sign like that and actually makes them think and they DO turn!) So, I best not say too much ought against em here... but, it is not MY style or of any church I know of...LOL.. if style is the word.

[rot0r_head]

7. Not bad, but it could be better

For that authentic raving Fundy flavor, try typing that phrase with oven mitts on your hands. The choice of riffing off military jargon was a great call, though. Freepers of all stripes seem to have perpetual wood for all things military--except, of course, the military itself.

[Selwynn]

9. YOU DARE TO QUESTION ME?????

My words are given by God, and there are perefect and inerrant! It is YOU who needs to REPENT then you too will see the rightness of all I say!

When you stop being filled with SaTAN!! then we'll talk!!!

;)