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Sun Oct-31-04 01:05 PM
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The casting couch is now open |
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Edited on Sun Oct-31-04 01:15 PM by belladonna
Applications are being taken, and interviews done for the position of Belladonna's temporary boy toy.
Well okay, it's open until they lock this thread :evilgrin:
Edited to add job requirements..... you do whatever I want whenever I want it. Is that clear enough? The benefits oughta be obvious and I'm not getting this thread locked in order to make them more clear :D
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Sun Oct-31-04 01:12 PM
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1. you need to fill them in on job requirements & benefits dear |
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Sun Oct-31-04 01:14 PM
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If I scare them away, it's all YOUR fault and you'll have to be my boy toy. Understood?
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Sun Oct-31-04 01:15 PM
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3. shhh... I'm busy gathering my own collection... |
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you can borrow one or two
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Sun Oct-31-04 01:24 PM
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I'll pack up my casting couch and go home if I can have sweet Diego :loveya:
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Sun Oct-31-04 01:38 PM
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19. he ran off to Mazatlan... something about lower health insurance premiums |
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Sun Oct-31-04 01:41 PM
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Hmmm, I have a week's vacation that I need to take before January.... wanna come with? We'll find Diego and give him a good talking to :evilgrin:
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Sun Oct-31-04 01:17 PM
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but I refuse to load the dishwasher in the nude. Alot of bending over required.
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Sun Oct-31-04 01:23 PM
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I'll load the dishwasher, now tell me why I should consider you for the position :evilgrin:
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Sun Oct-31-04 01:26 PM
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8. OK this is a sure fire thread locker but here goes |
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when I go down I take a sack lunch because I'm gonna be there awhile.
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Sun Oct-31-04 01:34 PM
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16. And mharris660 moves into the lead |
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Sun Oct-31-04 01:37 PM
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we never make it through the front door, that's why God gave us short skirts and panties with side snaps.
I'm so getting banned.
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Sun Oct-31-04 01:25 PM
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7. Before I apply, you need to know |
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I can't operate most heavy machinery, nor can I fix anything electrical.
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Sun Oct-31-04 01:27 PM
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9. The position is boy toy |
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No need for a handy man here, though I might need extra batteries now and then :D
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Sun Oct-31-04 01:30 PM
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12. Just covering the "whatever/whenever" part of the job |
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As I would insist on fulfilling every one of your wants, needs and desires.
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Sun Oct-31-04 01:27 PM
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how do you feel about kinda rough, angry-at-the-opposite-gender sex? ;-)
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Sun Oct-31-04 01:28 PM
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11. If you'd been in chat last night |
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You'd know how I feel. But since you know everything else that's gone on with me lately, I feel confident that you can figure it out :evilgrin:
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Sun Oct-31-04 01:41 PM
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22. so what yer saying is |
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a little more slap and a little less tickle ain't always a bad thing, right? :P
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Sun Oct-31-04 01:43 PM
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24. A lot more slap and no tickle could work too |
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Sun Oct-31-04 01:52 PM
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31. OK, another question: |
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Do you by any chance speak German? Or could you at least memorize a few terms, and maybe how to count to 20? :evilgrin:
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Sun Oct-31-04 01:57 PM
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32. Sorry, can't speak German |
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But sure, I could memorize a few lines... hey wait, who's interviewing who here? :evilgrin:
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Sun Oct-31-04 03:44 PM
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65. One to twenty in German, eh? I can help with that |
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Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht, neun, zehn, elf, zwölf, dreizehn, vierzehn, fünfzehn, sechzehn, siebzehn, achtzehn, neunzehn, zwanzig. That's a start. Study hard, there will be a quiz tomorrow! :D
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Sun Oct-31-04 03:51 PM
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67. Hmm... twenty seconds? |
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Okay, but can we work our way up?
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Sun Oct-31-04 04:03 PM
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71. More time? Just put a 'minute' behind eins |
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and a 'minuten' behind all the others. There ya go! :D
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Sun Oct-31-04 01:30 PM
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13. Did Teddy Salad jump the shark? |
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Edited on Sun Oct-31-04 01:31 PM by nothingshocksmeanymo
PS I have some boy toys
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Sun Oct-31-04 01:33 PM
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14. Hmmmm... one might put it that way |
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Now how about sending a few of those boy toys this way? :D
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Sun Oct-31-04 01:34 PM
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15. Misunderestimator would be upset if I shared them with anyone else |
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Sun Oct-31-04 01:36 PM
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17. But I promise I'll return them!! |
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Sure, they might be a little battered and bruised, but they'll recover... mostly anyway :evilgrin:
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Sun Oct-31-04 01:38 PM
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20. Well.....maybe I can't share those, but I would gladly mail you |
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a discreetly wrapped care package...hell they work better than another person and don't leave the toilet seat up.....batteries are cheaper than food too!
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Sun Oct-31-04 01:40 PM
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21. Funny you should say that |
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I'm getting ready to post pics of my new "husband" on that other site... though I think this one would be pretty damn hard to wrap discreetly :evilgrin:
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Sun Oct-31-04 01:46 PM
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27. Nooo... how to put this delicately? |
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Hmmm... there is no way to put it delicately. Put it this way, no batteries for this one, more like a heavy duty extension cord :P
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Sun Oct-31-04 02:07 PM
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34. Notify your power company |
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So they can make sure the grid can take it.
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Sun Oct-31-04 02:08 PM
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35. 220 v w/ surge protector |
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Sun Oct-31-04 02:16 PM
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39. Go take a look, sweetie |
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The pic is up at the "other site". Still think I need a surge protector? :evilgrin:
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Sun Oct-31-04 02:21 PM
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41. yikes! It has an attachment for every month of the year |
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Sun Oct-31-04 02:23 PM
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Isn't it great??? We can't be together right away, but I can wait for something so very special :loveya:
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Sun Oct-31-04 02:21 PM
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42. Is that a travel handle on the right? |
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Sun Oct-31-04 02:23 PM
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43. it's for vacations... convenient carry-on luggage... stores under the seat |
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Sun Oct-31-04 02:24 PM
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45. stores under the seat |
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Sun Oct-31-04 02:25 PM
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46. Sure is, and didn't you say you wanted to apply? |
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I'll need some good directions and perhaps a map to guide my way. As for you, you might need to lay in a good supply of KY :evilgrin:
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Sun Oct-31-04 03:18 PM
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53. I suddenly feel so... |
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violated :7
Somehow I think that's what you ~both~ have in mind
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Sun Oct-31-04 03:24 PM
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C'mon, admit it... you're trembling with anticipation, aren't ya? :evilgrin:
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Sun Oct-31-04 03:26 PM
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57. Trembling? No. Puckering. Maybe. |
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:hi: <- *wink wink say no more* :D
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Sun Oct-31-04 01:45 PM
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26. Depends on what you want, then |
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Sun Oct-31-04 01:47 PM
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28. If I post what I WANT, this thread gets locked immediately |
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You know how THAT is, right?
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Sun Oct-31-04 01:48 PM
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29. Actually, between 1 and 2 pm is typically a safezone |
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You have ten minutes, post away :evilgrin:
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Sun Oct-31-04 01:49 PM
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30. It's all in the woodage |
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like when people say, "It's not the size of the pen It's how you sign your name". In response to that all I can say is I dot my I's very well.
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Sun Oct-31-04 02:05 PM
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33. But I'm sure that most agree |
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Best case scenario is to use a big pen and sign with a flourish.
Woodage. Heh heh. Mistype or pun?
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Sun Oct-31-04 02:10 PM
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I would sure like to take credit for it.
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Sun Oct-31-04 02:13 PM
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38. I thought that would be the locker |
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Take the credit though. I about fell outta my chair.
It's all about the woodage...uh, "wordage"
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Sun Oct-31-04 02:17 PM
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40. I do love the woodage |
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Take credit for it anyway... it's my new favorite word :D
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Sun Oct-31-04 02:27 PM
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responsibility for the woodage this thread has caused. Well not me personally but Belladonna's ability to cause woodage throughout the DU land.
ps. I still can't find that "other" site.
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Sun Oct-31-04 02:32 PM
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To find the other site :D
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now if I can get get this dog off my leg. I must be emitting some kind of musk, thanks for that.
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Sun Oct-31-04 02:46 PM
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50. Please don't choose anyone til I'm back from the gym... |
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I gotta stay in good shape for any new positions that come up...as I'd like to be the one to fill your opening.
Even I think that was over the top...
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Sun Oct-31-04 02:48 PM
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51. Determined to get it locked, are ya? |
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Cheating isn't nice, but it kinda turns me on :evilgrin:
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Sun Oct-31-04 03:02 PM
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52. It takes a whole gym for |
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woodage? I get it just by watching the DIY network.
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Sun Oct-31-04 03:21 PM
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Sun Oct-31-04 03:23 PM
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55. Did you by any chance bring along a translator for your interview? |
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Mon Nov-01-04 03:48 AM
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I figure a beautiful woman is looking for a beautiful man? True? That is the translation.........
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Sun Oct-31-04 03:29 PM
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58. well, I already spend a lot of time on the couch |
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How come this seems less pathetic than my holiday card idea? :hi:
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Sun Oct-31-04 03:35 PM
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61. Hmmm... maybe cause I only want a boy toy |
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Relationships... who needs em?
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Sun Oct-31-04 03:30 PM
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59. Sounds like fun, are girl actresses welcome? |
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You'll get more boys to your couch if they know a girl has been there!
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Sun Oct-31-04 03:34 PM
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60. Oh yes, more than welcome |
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This is why the boy toy position is temporary :evilgrin:
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Sun Oct-31-04 03:37 PM
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62. Have you obtained a job ID # from the BLS |
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And an IRS EIN? Is this a 501C corp or for profit(c or s) or are you organized as a sole proprietor? Is this a domestic corp? Which state is it chartered in? If international, what nation and is there the appropriate inport licenses? Has the local and state licenses been obtained? What about Workman's comp? Are you classifying this as temp or permanent for purposes of insurance? Will there be any heavy lifting? Do you supply uniforms?
Ya understand, I am interested, just a few specifics need to be ironed out.
:D
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Sun Oct-31-04 03:41 PM
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The only two I'll answer is NO, no heavy lifting and what uniform? You'll be nekkid, silly :shrug:
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Sun Oct-31-04 03:44 PM
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64. This is me... And I'm in Virginia |
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Sun Oct-31-04 03:49 PM
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How about we make it easy and you tell me what you WON'T do? :evilgrin:
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Sun Oct-31-04 03:51 PM
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68. Let's just say that I won't take it like a man |
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Everything else is up for grabs
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Sun Oct-31-04 03:53 PM
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69. I'll let ya play with my new toy |
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Sundog and DS1 are scared of it, but I bet you wouldn't be :evilgrin:
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Sun Oct-31-04 03:55 PM
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70. Me scared? Yeah, right |
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I invented fun with party favors, Sugah Butt
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Sun Oct-31-04 04:03 PM
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72. Might wanna check your PM and see for yourself |
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Sun Oct-31-04 04:34 PM
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cuz it's not locked yet
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Sun Oct-31-04 04:36 PM
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74. Hey, Miss French Kitty |
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Sun Oct-31-04 04:38 PM
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75. So was that your final answer? |
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Or did you change your mind after the PM? :evilgrin:
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Sun Oct-31-04 04:41 PM
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76. I just found it... Over there |
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I like your twisted taste in toys
You know how to have fun
Sounds like a party!
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Sun Oct-31-04 04:49 PM
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77. Ahh, you're my kinda guy |
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Now we'll talk terms :evilgrin:
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I can't wait to see these terms
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Sun Oct-31-04 05:08 PM
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79. Well, the boy toy terms are much different than my usual |
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You must be able to respond to a "booty call", for lack of a better term, within an hour of being...uhh, err.. paged.
Staying power is important, as is having no hangups or silly inhibitions.... how am I doing so far? :D
Okay, NOW this will get locked :evilgrin:
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Booty is just another word for pirate treasure.
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Sun Oct-31-04 05:29 PM
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You realize Mr Scorpio has taken the lead, don't you? You better get to work :evilgrin:
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Sun Oct-31-04 05:43 PM
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84. Yup, had a great workout |
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Every muscle is engorged with blood, and hard as a rock. The pump lasts for a few hours, then tapers off. However, if you keep working them a little, they stay hard. Stamina has never been an issue with me.
I trust you're having no trouble reading between those lines.
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Sun Oct-31-04 05:46 PM
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85. Why, I have no idea whatsoever what you're implying there |
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But I think you're tied with Mr Scorpio now :evilgrin:
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Sun Oct-31-04 06:41 PM
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Think: The Titanic. Going down as soon as it could, and staying down indefinitely.
If I might add, I don't think that it should be a choice between myself and MrScorpio. Why should you settle? Though I've never gotten great grades for sharing with others, I also see that other posters here have numerous boy toys. You should indulge in as many as you wish. See? I'm giving to a fault.
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Sun Oct-31-04 07:12 PM
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88. Well hey, I have no objections |
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And Mr. Scorpio seems like a laid back kinda guy... I bet he won't mind sharing boy toy duties :D
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Sun Oct-31-04 05:13 PM
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81. This wouldn't be the first time that I had to meet terms like these |
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Sun Oct-31-04 05:30 PM
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83. Something about the way you say that..... |
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Makes me want to know more.... sooo much more :D
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is in kitty cat heaven. O8)
But it's been 18 years+ for the avatar kitty-the same length of time I had her. She's part of everything I do because of that. If I didn't have Sammy to think back on, it would have been a much lonelier time for me growing up :). And less good memories.
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Sun Oct-31-04 07:52 PM
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89. A kick for the night crew |
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Or the mods who forgot to lock it :D
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