Eight is enough.

[DS1]

;-)

[short bus president]

1. No.

This one goes up to 11.

[DS1]

2. Actually, if you were to drive your bus near lightspeed

the ones would lean in towards each other at the top, thus making an upside down U - which clearly means me, so I say eight is enough and that's that.

[short bus president]

5. No Sir! You shall not

defraud the good people with your stephen-hawking-meets-timothy-leary attempts at amateur theoretical physics tomfoolery! "The ones would lean in towards each other..." what are you talking about, light speed travel, or flushing a doo-doo?

[DS1]

6. Don't cross the streams!

:scared:

[short bus president]

7. Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?

Shameless hussy!

[DS1]

8. Okay, well we can work together.

We'll start by writing my name in the snow. You get on the left and do the "His Majesty" half, I'll handle the signature.

[short bus president]

9. I don't do cursive writing.

Can you point me in the direction of any proper bladder-toning calisthenics?

[DS1]

10. Sorry, no. It's a gift.

:cry:

[short bus president]

11. JOSH STRENGTH would say

that if I pray real hard, and trust jeebus to help me accomplish my goal, I, too can share in the gift...

[DS1]

12. I think if you prayed hard enough, you'd be hit upside the head with a

case of Yeungling - and that should provide you plenty of opportunity to practice your cursive writing :D

[short bus president]

13. Well, that'd be just lovely, but

there's no snow. It's damn 80 degrees today. There are, however, some things lying around the house here I might be able to practice on in the absence of snow...

:evilgrin:

[sundog]

4. you tramp!

:7

[snoochie]

3. I think four has been more than enough

so :P