Caption he who is in pain

[MrScorpio]

"Could you lift that stick that's up my ass just a little bit further. I need to give that little old lady over there some skin."

[UrbScotty]

1. One, two, three, four. I declare a thumb war.

[Mabus]

2. Bush's supporters attempt to prop him up

after his latest stumbling event. Rumor is there was a pretzel involved.

[Downtown Hound]

3. Careful there, that's my Xbox thumb

You know when you play for hours a day it kinda hurts, so ah just take it easy 'dere pardner.

[leftofthedial]

4. "I can't believe how gullible you suckers are."

Is that snot running down my chin or just drool?

[cliss]

5. Jeez, what a hideous photo of the Commander.

Remember during the 3rd debate, when the moderator asked Bush about religion. Bush answered, "Oh, people are praying for me. I can feel it".

That's the sort of look that's plastered on his face. But if you take your hand and cover up the left half of his face so you only see the right half, look what happens. Notice his face droops. His mouth is turned down. He knows what he's doing, and it's wrong.

And look at the dudes next to him. Don't they look like Mafia thugs? Especially the one to the left. He looks like an assassin to me.

OK, as far as a caption, I'm quoting the thug to the right of Ole BeelzeBush

"Man, those people are SO gullible!!!"