that loud chewing thing is happening again

complain jane

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Sun Oct-31-04 03:34 PM
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that loud chewing thing is happening again

I'm at work and the right-wing conservative extremist mental case republican behind me is eating his corn muffin WITH HIS MOUTH WIDE OPEN SMACKING HIS FUCKING LIPS

SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK GULP SLUG SLURP SMACK SMACK SMACK CHEW SMACK

BLAH BLAH BLAH BUSH BLAH BLAH BLAH ANN COULTER BLAH BLAH BLAH LEFTWINGLIBERALNEWSMEDIA BLAH BLAH STOLENHONOR BLAH BLAH BLAH

Jesus!!!!

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"So remember, you come to my house on Halloween all dressed up like a scary hobgoblin you gonna be leavin' empty-handed 'cept for the ice pack you'll be holding against your nuts"

(Stolen right from Saturday Night Live)

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skygazer

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Sun Oct-31-04 03:38 PM
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1. Just be glad it's not a banana

They make the grossest wet sound when chewed openmouthed.

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