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Sun Sep-14-03 09:20 AM
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OK, I'm casting the DU soap opera; who wants to be the town slut? |
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Everybody should propose a character for yourself and a character name. White trash porno-style names (Kayla, Shayla, Flayla) are always preferred. Let's see how far we can go with this.
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Sun Sep-14-03 09:23 AM
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1. MEMEMEMEMEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Sun Sep-14-03 09:24 AM
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2. Don't know about town floozies... |
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... but don't forget to have Dubya do a Peter Sellers' routine as mayor, town drunk and the village idiot....
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Sun Sep-14-03 09:28 AM
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3. I want to be the eccentric! |
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The one who lives by herself and all the kids are afraid of her because they think (rightly so) that she's a witch?
Failing that, I can be the hard-bitten old broad with bleached out hair who hangs at the bar picking up sailors?
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Sun Sep-14-03 09:50 AM
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8. You can't be both! I want to be |
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Sun Sep-14-03 03:53 PM
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105. OK, how about this - |
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we're both barflies, with a history. A long time ago my husband had a fatal heart attack while he was jumping your bones, and I've never forgiven you for it. You hate me too, we were rivals in high school and I ran over your cat. On purpose! Whenever we're both in the bar, the guys lay bets on who will flash her tits first. Sound good to you?
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:02 AM
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THEY'RE MINE, no heteros allowed to corrupt swabbies.
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Sun Sep-14-03 09:33 AM
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transvestite hooker with a heart of gold who gets murdered...maybe?
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Sun Sep-14-03 09:42 AM
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7. Not murdered, kidnapped! |
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Or she wanders into town, with amnesia, and turns out to be the mayor's long-lost son!
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:20 AM
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53. You're up against Anne Coulter! |
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Sun Sep-14-03 09:34 AM
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5. I'll be the town librarian. |
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Studious and calm during the day - smoldering temptress at night.
;)
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:05 AM
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15. You'll have to beat me in the auditions-- |
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and I have the research behind me!
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:14 AM
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22. You can be the librarian, then. |
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I'll be the former double agent who is, for mysterious reasons, hanging out in a tawdry little town like this one.
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:16 AM
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24. Actually, I've decided to audition for a different part, see #23. |
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:30 AM
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32. I'm look for a copy of the Kama Sutra, Rose. |
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Could you help me find it back in the stacks?
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:31 AM
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33. I'm look for a copy of the Kama Sutra, Rose. |
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Could you help me find it, I think it's way back in the stacks?
- Swarthy Town Journalist (knows maybe half the dirt about everybody).
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:33 AM
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35. That one is in my personal collection. |
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Sun Sep-14-03 09:37 AM
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6. Erica Kane wannabe checking in !!! |
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ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease ?!?!?
The 'tough as nails' 'business' woman whose personal life takes her to all corners of the world, and who has hordes of adoring men at her beck and call ??
:hippie:
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Sun Sep-14-03 09:54 AM
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9. Too old to be the slut |
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:(...how about the slut's mom??? I want the name Sheila!
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Sun Sep-14-03 09:58 AM
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11. "Stella" sounds more like a slut's mom! |
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:07 AM
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18. I'l bite with Stella..... |
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proxy high haired blond with tight capri pants. Cigarette with an inch of ash hanging on the tip. Sitting at the bar knowing I'll be going home alone when the lights come up. That guy playing the drums with the paint brushes is looking pretty good.
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:07 AM
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That's MY real name.
Sheila, mother of sluts, naah. In real life I'm Sheila, mother of two computer geeks!
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:20 AM
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30. HEY! That is already my name!!! |
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Edited on Sun Sep-14-03 10:21 AM by greatauntoftriplets
You can't have it.
On edit: But dofus can have it since she already has it already. LOL.
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Sun Sep-14-03 09:56 AM
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:09 AM
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19. Kevin Bacon started on the "Guiding Light" as a teen. |
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Ordinary teen with very mixed up family life, saved only by his true love, if I remember correctly. I think that's a pretty standard role.
Let's call you: Hunter Solomon (you're so wise beyond your years). No sex, though, guy--sorry!
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:11 AM
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no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wouldnt know I dont watch soaps, but whos the lucky girl :)
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:17 AM
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25. Hmmm, give me a while . . . |
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I don't know, maybe the youbngsters are indulging now, but when I watched soaps it was a big no-no. Why kids were the only ones NOT having sex, I have no idea!
Edit: See post 23, I have cast myself as your mom!
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:19 AM
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Sun Sep-14-03 09:59 AM
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12. Khephra has already slept with more folks from DU |
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Me, Ramsey, RBNYC and WillPitt....
That pretty much qualifies him as the DU slut.
(ps - we love you Kheph :hug: )
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:10 AM
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20. Eyebrows beyond the hairline! Ahem . . . |
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Sun Sep-14-03 09:59 AM
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13. The misunderstood illigitmate son of the town millionaire... |
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...I don't know I'm his son, but he kinda looks out for me.
Call me... Thorne.
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:05 AM
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I guess I can be Ivan the always drunk on vodka foriegn exchange student at the local university. Now let me work on my Russian accent. *clears throat*
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:19 AM
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28. How about Thorne N. Butte? |
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:15 AM
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23. Long-suffering wife of the town's plastic surgeon, who is about to embark |
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on a torrid affair with the teen apprentice carpenter.
Me: Celexa (get it?) Solomon (Kleeb's mother)
Apprentice: Holt Hammer (edit) building a "panic room" for protection from disturbed ex-lover (awaiting casting)
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:18 AM
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26. huh? since when I am an apprentice carpenter |
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:25 AM
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31. Not you. One of your equally fantastic friends. |
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:33 AM
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34. oh ok whatever I confused |
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:20 AM
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29. always the wallflower never the slut |
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I have always lived vicariously through my "hoe" friends....
But I love being in love (that causes monogamy)
WE ALL have at least ONE "hoe" friend... male or female.
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:36 AM
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36. can i be the paranoid sadistic smalltown cop? |
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Edited on Sun Sep-14-03 10:36 AM by Kamika
pleasepleaseplease.
Not sure of the name. Maybe Rose or something
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:19 AM
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52. How about Damitra? It kinda sounds like the character. |
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:22 AM
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Doesnt sound too smalltownish
Thanks for the tip though
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:37 AM
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37. I wanna be the shirtless pool guy |
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"Ashley, I'm here to fix your pump."
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:40 AM
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38. sounds like the role for you |
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:thumbsup: you gonna have a beer belly and a southern accent :shrug:
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:57 AM
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I'll break the stereotypical mold of shirtless pool guys. A keg instead of a six-pack abdomen. Maybe black out some teeth, too. And a back wig. :D
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:08 AM
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42. Casting is open for Holt Hammer, the hunky teen apprentice |
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carpenter, building a panic room for Cele (ah well, see post #23).
You always have to tie the characters together.
Figuratively, you perv! :evilgrin:
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:09 AM
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43. well if you are looking for a teen lol |
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I am gonna volunteer leftistrebel. lol I hope he doesnt mind that.
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:14 AM
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46. Done! Didn't think of him . . . |
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:15 AM
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You're gonna have to ask him but I will ask him for you lol. Thats funny "mom" because another DUer calls me son lol and mom lol. hehe :) thas weird. ok whos dad?
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:22 AM
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58. I don't want to think about it right now, it's too early (9am in AZ)! |
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Sun Sep-14-03 12:16 PM
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93. heh umm so have you decided on my love interest |
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the chemistry student and the school girl are in love and I am left behind :cry: :cry:
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:17 AM
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49. LOL...I would HAPPILY take that... |
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:19 AM
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51. wow youre a quick one |
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:) whats up sleepy head just waking up? Ive been up since 8:30! Like do you have like a cam where you just know what is up
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:20 AM
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54. no....but, I seriously seem to have a sense |
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for such things. Just ask my friends, I ALWAYS show up when something happens....
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:21 AM
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It would be great if you could show up for that rally in DC.
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:53 AM
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The old and toothless wrinkled up town/village lecher.
Oh! Wait! I already have that part.
Just call me Pan!
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:09 AM
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Who will be Chink, the hermit?
I want to be Sissy , the hitch hiking Ho with spectacular thumbs
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:57 AM
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40. Dr. GoodBone - at your, uh, service. |
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ready for your physical examination? :evilgrin:
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:12 AM
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I don't want to be the town slut though... I thought that was matcom's job!
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:14 AM
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did you stop getting those weird AIMs btw?
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:18 AM
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50. How bout you as the perpetually dying and returning evil, |
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incredibly handsome, devious businessman who only lives to wreck everyone's lives? (Roger on the Guiding Light--the actor finally really died so he can't return anymore).
I see Matcom as the psychotic ex-lover of Celexa (see #23) for protection from whom the panic room is being built.
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:20 AM
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Shes a girl I dont think she wants to be a business man and handsome. lol blondes :)
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:24 AM
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62. Oops--sorry LPFF! The sad thing is I knew that . . . |
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:26 AM
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I just don't understand why everyone thinks I'm a guy. :)
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:40 AM
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69. I dont know how people have gotten that |
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Although I concede your sn is gender netural so :shrug:
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:22 AM
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you could always be the seemingly innocent teen girl having an affair with me at the same time i'm having an affair with someone else...:evilgrin:
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:25 AM
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63. You think like a soap writer--I like it! |
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:34 AM
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Would you like to come over afterschool to "study" with me? ;-)
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:41 AM
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70. *butting in* the younger guys huh |
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:48 AM
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For the soap opera age doesn't matter :evilgrin:
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:53 AM
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I thought I got a love interest, :shrug: whos it gonna be?
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83. lol shes like two grades younger |
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heh. I dunno even know what she looks like :shrug: you two doing your experimenting I am going to the bookstore and or library. I am gonna get read and quoted from so ha!
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Sun Sep-14-03 04:14 PM
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123. Oh gee, just totally dis me Kleeb! |
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Sun Sep-14-03 04:18 PM
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Its just odd :shrug: lol yeah but you know :shrug: heh its ok
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:42 AM
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is it for that human anatomy class again? ;-)
but, I have some...uh..."work" to do later, too...
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:45 AM
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and maybe later we can work on some of our "chemistry" together ;-)
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:55 AM
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you know how much I like "chemistry" class...
but this time, I want to be the "teacher"....:evilgrin:
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:58 AM
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How about you let her do an experiment on you? :evilgrin: or you can mix chemicals :evilgrin:
*Kleeb thinking seriously* damnit I need a girl to that shit on me. :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Sun Sep-14-03 12:02 PM
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79. He can experiment on me |
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Sun Sep-14-03 12:04 PM
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Well maybe I can find some girl to read me in the library so ha!
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I'm the teacher's pet? :evilgrin:
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and I have a special little treat for my favorite students...;-)
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And what would that be? ;-)
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you'll see. Just wait 'til after school, ok? :evilgrin:
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Sun Sep-14-03 12:09 PM
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After school time... :evilgrin:
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Sun Sep-14-03 12:11 PM
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89. I can't wait either.... |
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maybe we should skip school...you know, more "study" time...:evilgrin:
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Sun Sep-14-03 12:12 PM
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90. Even if we skip school... |
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I still get an A+ in your classes. ;)
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and maybe you can try for some "extra credit" later...:evilgrin:
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Sun Sep-14-03 12:42 PM
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"Sucking up" to the teacher always works ;-)
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Sun Sep-14-03 01:37 PM
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but, you're my favorite "suck-up"...you just seem to 'rub" me the right way every time...:evilgrin:
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You know how I can just get a good hold of that #2 when I do my homework... :evilgrin:
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oh, good grip indeed...you seem to have a lot of fun with that #2. Hmm...maybe I should assign you some more homework...:evilgrin:
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124. As long as I get to use the special |
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I think you're gonna have to stay after school for a little while, then you can use it ALL you want too...:evilgrin:
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Sun Sep-14-03 12:14 PM
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are you the teacher or student? I know shes a student. Whatever so are you gonna show her your grizzly? I always get left out :cry: boo hoo :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Sun Sep-14-03 12:08 PM
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Sun Sep-14-03 12:07 PM
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The chemistry labratory smells funny mommy.
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:20 AM
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55. The moody alcoholic socialist agitator who also happens to be advisor... |
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...to the Republican Mayor. I'm also sleeping with his wife and daughters, and, his mother...
Eventually, in the first episode, I'm shot whilst sipping absinthe, and discussing the Revolution at the local pub with the vodka swilling foreign exchange student.
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:22 AM
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59. sorry I already got a role |
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but you meant me, you can still get drunk with me. revolution! Are you sleeping with his mother in law too?
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:22 AM
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The uptight church Choir director who gets seduced over a matter of months by the piano tuner.
They end up having thrilling little trysts all over town.
Okay go write me a story line.
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:35 AM
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The 50-something guitar-playing, folk-singing, radical who lives in a cabin in the country. Rumors abound that she was a member of the SDS or even the Weather Underground. She's been seen around town dining out with the bank president presumably trying to convert him from his evil GOP ways.
I even have the guitar.
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Sun Sep-14-03 11:35 AM
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67. I wanna be "Biff Spiffman" |
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the local bartender with a heart of gold, a keen listening ear, and a metal plate in his head from a farming accident back in his native Iowa. Oh, and I want to wear a dead parrot mounted to my right shoulder at all times, and do a bad ventriloquism kind of thing (with my lips clearly moving) to make the dead bird responsible for my metal-plate-induced bouts of Tourette's. And would it be too much trouble for the writers to get me laid now and again? Maybe that "Stella, mother of whores" would be good for me?
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Sun Sep-14-03 12:17 PM
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94. I'll be the goofy gay neighbor... |
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:D
But if I am to be the town slut, call my HypnoDick... :eyes:
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Sun Sep-14-03 01:22 PM
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98. Who will be the Grace to your Will? |
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Sun Sep-14-03 12:26 PM
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95. Has the chemistry teacher been caught for his actions? |
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Meanwhile I am still all alone :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Sun Sep-14-03 03:53 PM
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106. Poor John's all alone |
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And apparently I'm too young for him, lol.
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Sun Sep-14-03 04:15 PM
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125. lol youre never too young to be a friend |
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Sun Sep-14-03 01:15 PM
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97. If the street lamp fits ... |
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Sun Sep-14-03 03:12 PM
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100. On review--which sluts? There are sooooo many to cast! |
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Sun Sep-14-03 03:33 PM
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101. I'll be the dorky good-girl who's so sheltered |
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she'll end up having sex with everyone, lol.
Me, I'm not slut material :P
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Sun Sep-14-03 03:42 PM
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ANOTHER person I can have a affair with! :P
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Sun Sep-14-03 03:48 PM
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103. Ywah, and i'll wear those dorky glasses |
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You know, the square black ones that the pretty-ugly girl in teen movies always wears.
Hunky teen apprentice, huh? :P
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Sun Sep-14-03 03:50 PM
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and having an affair with a middle-aged woman that i'm working for, and another friend. But, I guess I have room for you, somewhere...;-)
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Sun Sep-14-03 03:53 PM
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I thought I was your favorite... no more study sessions for you! *slap*
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Sun Sep-14-03 03:55 PM
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109. No, you see, you dump him cuz he slpt with *gasp* your MOTHER!! |
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Sun Sep-14-03 03:58 PM
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112. uhh...you got it wrong... |
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i'm sleeping with Kleeb's mom, not hers...i'd much rather sleep with her than her mom...:evilgrin:
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Sun Sep-14-03 04:05 PM
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115. See, on this soap my mom watches a dudes screws |
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BOTH thus creating a scandal, especially when Mom gets pregnat with SIL baby.
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Sun Sep-14-03 04:12 PM
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Sun Sep-14-03 04:20 PM
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130. Youre sleeping with my mom! |
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You bastard lol BTW blonde have we found a daddy for me? Make him a raging alcoholic too.
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Sun Sep-14-03 04:23 PM
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Matcom (see post #50) and me (in a weird, discreet kind of way...)
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Sun Sep-14-03 04:25 PM
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You gotta get my mom/ your lover to send me a cast list. Youre my dad in a way. :puke: My mom's lover is younger than me :cry: Mom what are you thinking Please let there be a cute foriegn exchange student. heh. s
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Sun Sep-14-03 04:29 PM
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139. lol...your life sucks in the DU soap opera, doesn't it? |
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Sun Sep-14-03 04:34 PM
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Meanwhile youre sleeping around nudge with an older woman. *childish ooos* Yeah it sucks. I need a cast last damnit. Does it even have a name?
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Sun Sep-14-03 03:57 PM
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110. no, you are my favorite.... |
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I was just...playing around with her...it's nothing serious, really! :)
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Sun Sep-14-03 03:59 PM
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Sun Sep-14-03 04:01 PM
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114. but...I like you too... |
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Sun Sep-14-03 04:07 PM
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116. Oh, I get it you're torn |
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Pretty-ugly girl gets dumped in the end though. :cry:
:P
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Sun Sep-14-03 04:10 PM
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i dump you in public, but we maintain a steamy private relationship...:evilgrin:
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Sun Sep-14-03 04:11 PM
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I'm pretty-ugly too, but I am just better at studying.
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Sun Sep-14-03 04:12 PM
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120. Wait a mintue, there can't be 2!! pretty-ugly girls |
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Cat fight!!
Or it'll be like in Grease, where I turn into the slutty one.
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Sun Sep-14-03 04:14 PM
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I posted on the thread first, ;-)
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Sun Sep-14-03 04:24 PM
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Sun Sep-14-03 04:18 PM
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129. hey, you both are pretty! |
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now, let's calm down for a bit...
relax...
and go back to my place for some "studying"...:evilgrin:
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Sun Sep-14-03 04:20 PM
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132. I aint studying with you EVER |
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now lemme find a study buddy somewhere.
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Sun Sep-14-03 04:25 PM
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I was talking to Breezy and Maggie...I want THEM to "study" with me! :P
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Sun Sep-14-03 04:26 PM
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Hey ladies wanna study with me :P Cant have it both ways tough guy
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Sun Sep-14-03 03:58 PM
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111. What's you soap opera name? |
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Edited on Sun Sep-14-03 03:58 PM by breezygirl
I think your first names your middle name and your street name is you last.
Or is that your porn name? I have to think.
Me, I'm Rose Garcia. That's funny, since I dont look remotely Hispanic, lol.
edit: Wait, never mind, I found it. :P
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Sun Sep-14-03 04:17 PM
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126. Is it my understanding thats theres gonna be a catfight |
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Hurry I'll get the popcorn and beer and potato chips. heh. Ok so do I get a love interest or what?
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Sun Sep-14-03 04:20 PM
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Edited on Sun Sep-14-03 04:20 PM by Terwilliger
the gardener :smoke:
Chauncey tempts the Women of "(fill-in-the-blank)" with demon weed and tight pecs. Watch, as Chauncey seduces even the men of the town, with hippie-crazed idealism and offers of sexual favors.
OH YES! He can not be stopped!
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Sun Sep-14-03 04:21 PM
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133. sounds like you terwill |
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Sun Sep-14-03 04:35 PM
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141. Can I be Lahasaneva Junketcock, the eccentric but... |
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...kindly owner of the town's only "marital aids" store?
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Sun Sep-14-03 04:36 PM
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I'm gone for a weekend and everybody's fighting for my old title of town slut. 136 separate posts and when I quickly scanned the word "catfight" was prominent.
Well, I'm back and am and will always continue to be the town slut.
Get over it.
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Sun Sep-14-03 04:39 PM
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143. lol I am not fighting for the title of old town slut |
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That damn carpenter boy stole my studying buddy. :cry:
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