It was a dark and stormy night and suddenly . . ..

[democrat in Tallahassee]

well, finish the story all you good democrats!

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. there was a knock at the door

I sleepily got up to answer it when....

[MichiganVote]

2. the polls predicted the true numbers 53-47 Kerry to win

[awgoodkitty]

3. there upon my TV screen, I didst see..

the face of Walter Cronkite smiling at me. And lo, thus spake Uncle Walter: "John Kerry has become the next President of the United States by a clear and decisive mandate from the people. In the greatest landslide in US history, Kerry has won ALL 50 states and thus garnered every single electoral college vote! I don't think I've seen the mainstream media so wrong in predicting an election outcome since the Truman/Dewey election."

As if by magic, the dark and stormy night became glorious morning in America. Leaves grew back on trees, flowers pushed up from the ground, the skies were clear and blue...

and * and his cronies had their asses hauled into the World Court in the Hague.


The end.

I mean - the beginning.