Pope says: Get it on

[flowomo]

Vatican sex guide urges Catholics to do 'it' more often
By Julian Coman
(Filed: 31/10/2004)

A Vatican-sanctioned sex guide is encouraging churchgoers to make love more often in an effort to offset "impotence and frigidity" and address papal concerns over declining birth-rates among Italian Roman Catholics.

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The controversial book, It's A Sin Not To Do It, written by two theologians, promises the reader answers to "everything you wanted to know about sex but the Church (almost) never dared to tell you".

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[Lefty48197]

1. 'bout time a religion started telling us to have sex

I'm tired of the puritans.

[FuzzySlippers]

3. But the point is, you can't use any contraception.

You must have molti bambini.

[davepc]

2. The Vatican looks at the UN demographic data too

Muslims and Asians are simply out breeding the West.

[ikojo]

4. However, don't get it on if you are

gay

lesbian

unmarried

Signed,
The Pope
A celebate man