"If God no longer loves our country, then John Kerry will win."

[Paragon]

ELECTION PRAYER THREAD FOR PRESIDENT BUSH!!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1264230/posts

44. I plan to fast one meal tomorrow and until 6:00 p.m. Pacific time on Tuesday.

We have been praying for our President Bush for four years, actually five, when he was running the first time.

Please don't take this as sacriligeous, but I feel that, since our Nation's birth, God has blessed our beautiful country more than any other on earth, and if He still loves our country, then President Bush will win by a large margin.

If God no longer loves our country, then John Kerry will win.

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. God tried hard to love them as best he could.

Too bad... :hi:

[Bluebear]

9. hehehehehe

[qnr]

2. So, since they claim to love the country so much, when Kerry wins,

do they start hating their God?

[Droopy]

3. God's too busy granting the wishes of athletes and sports fans

to be worried about the election.

[Eye and Monkey]

11. Well, it's been a busy sports weekend and all.

And tomorrow, there'll be alot of prayers for God to address because of Halloween party hang-overs.

[Eye and Monkey]

4. So, it's God's fault, not bad policy?

I dunno, but that seems pretty sacriligeous.

[Placebo]

5. That sort of mentality is why...

Kerry needs some serious Secret Service detail once he wins. These people are so detached from reality, who know what they are capable of in the name of JEEEEEEEEEEEESUS.

[CanuckAmok]

6. cool, I hope Kerry wins even more than I did before!

Imagine how these morans will feel on November 3, when they have to admit that God doesn't love them anymore.

It will be not unlike discovering there's no tooth fairy.

Of course, it'll be Klintoon's fault. Klintoon and lesbians.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

7. This is so ridiculous...

God doesn't take sides in anything. He loves everyone equally. He may hate the things we do, but He loves us. I'm so sick of those fucking freepers claiming God only loves them. Good God, I want to throw something at them.
Duckie

[kranich]

8. According to the Bible

you are supposed to pray for all your leaders. My guess is that not many fundies prayed for Clinton and they will not for Kerry either.

They will pray for Bush though because he said that Jesus was his favorite person.

[Endangered Specie]

10. Convince them that god hates us... and maybe theyll kill themselves!

[freetobegay]

12. God is a Democrat, Jesus is a liberal.

Nuff said.

[Hello_Kitty]

13. I say all DUers should eat continuously until 6 pm Tuesday

Call it the anti-fast. Then post the fasting freeps and describe the succulent meals we are feasting on.

[Paragon]

15. I just want a FR lurker to kick this thread once Kerry wins...

...so they can start cursing God for letting Bush lose. :D

[Downtown Hound]

14. Hey, if they feel God doesn't love them

does that mean they'll turn their backs on all this fundamentalism crap? After all, what have they got to lose?

[Dukakis88]

16. God loved us on 9-11? A Kerry win is worse than WTC blowing up?

[baldguy]

17. God doesn't love America

After all, we've had duhbya as President for the last four years.

But, Got does have HOPE for us still - that's why we'll have John Kerry for the NEXT four - no, make that EIGHT years.

[DrZeeLit]

18. I just do NOT understand these people.

When did "they" get God on their side of the tally, and we get...what? zip? devil? pagan worship?

Not that anything's wrong with those.

But who owns God? who owns the flag? who owns the apple pie?
I'm soooo sick of them!

You know, if it didn't mean a family fist fight, I'd love to remind the Repugs in my family that I lived with them all those years, sat at the same table, slept in the same bedroom, played on the same swingset, and jumped into the same ocean. When did I get my devil suit, my horns, my evil mask? I just don't get it. It's not like they don't KNOW me.

Same goes for all of us.
Sheesh.
I know I shouldn't let it get to me, but it just does.

And the worst thing is...they also know that when we win, I will be kind and compassionate and the same sister and daughter that they know and love.

KERRY ON!

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

19. What is the point of the fasting?

[SmileyBoy]

20. I can't wait until the fundies break away and form a 3rd party.

I can't wait for that day. Then maybe some of the old-school, secular paleo-conservative Republicans will come back to the Republican party and diffuse out the shit elements in it.