What does it mean if my sweat smells like a skunk?

[Philosophy]

I have really odd B O today. I feel kinda weird too, but I think that's because I just ate all my Halloween candy. Am I dying?

[mark11727]

1. Lay off the skunkburgers, Phil. :o)

Sorry, I've got the pre-election jitters.

[miss_kitty]

2. "What does it mean if my sweat smells like a skunk?"

Umm-You're a skunk?

[rednek_Liberal]

3. Yes, repent now and beg forgivness.....

Sign here --->_______________________
I (State yer name) give all my worldly junk and stuff to
Rednek_Liberal, who rulz.

[Droopy]

4. It means that you should invest in some heavy duty deodorant.

If you don't normally smell like that, it's probably something you ate.

[Philosophy]

7. I'm thinking it's something I ate

I've been making some sort of skunky-smelling gas too.

[givemebackmycountry]

5. Easily Diagnosed

You have something called the ROVEIAN SWEATS.

The only known cure is to vote against the ROVE empire.

[demosincebirth]

6. Bath or shower might help

[Philosophy]

9. I think I'll take a shower and go to bed

G'Night! :boring:

[Dem_Loyalist]

11. I was thinking the same

But didn't want to be the first to say it, lol.

[short bus president]

8. I dunno

but I want some of what you're smoking!

;-)

[Kire]

10. you're already dead

after all, it IS halloween

[Poiuyt]

12. Are you talking like Maurice Chevalier?

and chasing black cats that have just had a white stripe painted on their back?

[JohnnyRingo]

13. I heard this story about a guy that had that.... He was sent to

...exploratory surgery.

When they cut him open, the stench put the O.R. nurse into a coma or something. It escaped as a green fog, I think

I wouldn't worry about it though

[onebigbadwulf]

14. it means you were bit by a radioactive skunk and are transforming

into SKUNKMAN.

Just accept your fate and live in a dumpster.

[greblc]

15. It's time to mate...

and make little skunks?

[ProgressiveDave]

16. have you been eating much garlic lately?

i eat a lot of it, and it definitely affects the...aroma.

[leftofthedial]

17. quit drinking Heineken

or Rolling Rock

[HEyHEY]

18. too much beer

[Skittles]

19. you've been f***ing a skunk

quit it already

[jdots]

20. Is Mickey's big mouth beer involved ?

did you have sex with Coulter lately ?