"What do we want? . . . The WAD! . . . When do we want him? . . . NOW . . . Duck Wad . . . Duck Wad . . . Duck Wad."
(Explanation: W. had a nickname growing up, Duck Wad, which he was proud of because he felt it made him like everybody else. ("What with a nickname and all.") Conveniently ignoring the fact that people spat at him or slapped him or tripped him up everytime he said it, he thought it showed that people liked him. . . . So today as his campaign got in deeper trouble, he announced the new "Wad for Presdident and Stuff Campaign." Seen above cheering for his own cause, W. is astonished when the stands go of sudden silent and slowly, but certainly, people beging laughing. At him. Not with him.)