The Duck Wad of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"What do we want? . . . The WAD! . . . When do we want him? . . . NOW . . . Duck Wad . . . Duck Wad . . . Duck Wad."

(Explanation: W. had a nickname growing up, Duck Wad, which he was proud of because he felt it made him like everybody else. ("What with a nickname and all.") Conveniently ignoring the fact that people spat at him or slapped him or tripped him up everytime he said it, he thought it showed that people liked him. . . . So today as his campaign got in deeper trouble, he announced the new "Wad for Presdident and Stuff Campaign." Seen above cheering for his own cause, W. is astonished when the stands go of sudden silent and slowly, but certainly, people beging laughing. At him. Not with him.)

[cubsfan forever]

1. That man is seriously

mentally ill.

Professor 2

[regularguy]

2. Vote for Duck Wad!

Vote for Duck Wad
You know that you should
If you forgot Poland
Or just need some wood.

Vote for Duck Wad
He is not a liar
He'll kill all the A-rabs
And make your pie higher!

[skip fox]

6. Lovely!!!

And official campaign poem!!

And so soon!

Regularguy, you're on the fast track to becoming the poet "lariat," as W. says it, if the Wad gets in!

[Bossy Monkey]

3. Gotta love the graph paper shirt-- photoshoppers? n/t

[Maiden England]

4. angry man, go away

[signmike]

5. Duck?

Perhaps with his new accent and/or a non-thing in his ear he isn't hearing it pronounced quite rightly.

[skip fox]

7. Sweet and subtle.

A dangerous mix.

[auburngrad82]

8. There's more to the story...

His nickname was Duck Wad because his brothers couldn't call him "Fuck Wad" without Barbara slapping them upside the head.

[signmike]

9. Makes me wonder

what THEIR nicknames were.