I was thinking that we all should pitch in and send Bush a parting gift

[pdx_prog]

Maybe a lime green jello mold with sliced carrots in it?

[Phillycat]

1. Flaming dog shit.

[auburngrad82]

13. An audiotape version of the Bible since he can't read? n/t

[FunBobbyMucha]

15. How about an autographed one?

We could all highlight the various passages he's ignored or bastardized.

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. A year's supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco Treat?

[babylonsister]

3. How 'bout Crawford employment ads?

[rkc3]

4. A giant foam middle finger.

[Mistress Quickly]

5. "My Pet Goat" n/t

[FunBobbyMucha]

16. Yes! But only if we

record an audiobook accompaniment that
...takes
...seven
...long
...minutes
...to
...listen
...to...

[pdx_prog]

6. lol....great ideas!

[qnr]

7. I have a big supply of pretzels n/t

[Mabus]

8. Lifetime supply of pretzels

Really salty and dry ones. If we're lucky it won't cost much.

[notadmblnd]

9. pretzels!

nt

[Libby2]

10. Sorry, he's already cost me too much

I wouldn't give him the time of day.

[benburch]

11. A nice bottle of Jack Daniels or Crown Royal...

I think that Bush would appreciate that more than anything else we could send him.

[Kahuna]

12. I'll gladly chip in for some pretzels.

:evilgrin:

[GingerSnaps]

14. Pay-less shoe stores are going out of business

Why don't we all send Bush a shoe since we can't kick him in that ass on the way out it would represent what we want to do.

[Maiden England]

ramen noodles

after all he'll have to go back to college to be retrained for a new line of work. All the mad cowboy jobs he already outsourced.

[Maiden England]

17. dupe