I Taught my Son About Cthulhu Yesterday!

[AlienGirl]

So there I was, on the phone with Riley, and we were talking about TV. He mentioned liking "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy" on Cartoon Network. (If you haven't seen it, watch it! It's freakin' hysterical!) Yesterday's episode included quite a bit of Lovecraftian mythos, so I told Ry that it was based on grown-up books, and explained who Cthulhu and Yog-Soggoth were.

Then I taught him to say, "Cthulhu loves you. Because you're crunchy!" Which he immediately said to my ex, and my ex's new girlfriend.

:bounce: Not quite eight and already Cthulhu-aware! :bounce:

Tucker

[neuvocat]

1. The other political parties just see you as a vote.

Chtulu at least sees you as a nice sandwich.

[regnaD kciN]

11. Seen on a bumper earlier this year...

VOTE CHTULU!
Why settle for the lesser of two evils?

[scarlet_owl]

2. You could get him

a stuffed Cthulhu. Just the thing to snuggle with at night.

[arcane1]

4. ooh, I love the plush Cthulhus....

big and small :lovaya:

[scarlet_owl]

5. Aren't they cool?

My husband and I are trying to conceive, and we are going to buy one for the nursery. Our kid is going to have an interesting collection of stuffed animals. We already have the classic movie monsters set. Now we just need the baby.

[Az]

8. We have a plush Cthulhu, but thats nothing compared to Hello Cthulhu

My favorite Teeshirt ... ever.

[BritishHuman]

3. Ia! Cthulhu ftaghn!

I love those books - we used to play Call of Cthulhu at college.

[Az]

6. Whatever you do, do not mention Hastur

Doh! Never name the unmentionable one... never name the unmentionable one... never aarrrrgggggggg.....

[corarose]

7. How are you doing?

I hope everything is alright.

[AlienGirl]

9. Good physically, so-so emotionally

Every time I talk to the ex he goes on about how much the kids miss me and then I feel like a complete POS.

Tucker

[regnaD kciN]

10. So, tell him...

...they should all move back out here!

;-)


Seriously, as bad as it may make you feel, imagine the alternative: having your ex make it clear to you that your child (or children, in your case) is doing just fine, really doesn't get bothered by your absence and, by the way, wants to take on the last name of the person they dumped you for...

[MrScorpio]

12. New Bumper sticker

"My Cthulhu ate your honor roll student"