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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 03:39 PM
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Knock knock
I said...
"Knock knock!"
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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 03:39 PM
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1. who's there....
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kanrok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 03:41 PM
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3. Banana
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fertilizeonarbusto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 03:42 PM
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5. banana who?
n
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kanrok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 03:43 PM
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6. Knock-knock
Edited on Mon Nov-01-04 03:44 PM by kanrok
(Stay with me here)
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 03:48 PM
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8. Who's there?
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kanrok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 03:49 PM
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9. Banana
(Stay with me a little longer)
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 03:51 PM
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12. Banana *who* ?
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kanrok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 03:53 PM
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13. Knock-knock
(Last time, I promise)
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 03:55 PM
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15. Who's there?
Edited on Mon Nov-01-04 03:55 PM by redqueen
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kanrok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 03:55 PM
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16. Orange
Edited on Mon Nov-01-04 04:03 PM by kanrok
(C'mon, yer almost there!)
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 04:30 PM
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17. Orange who?
(I know this joke, but I can never resist!)
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kanrok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 04:42 PM
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18. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
(Yes, I know, a long walk for a short drink of water, but it's my seven-year old's favotite knock-knock joke).
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fertilizeonarbusto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 03:39 PM
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2. who's there?
not chimpy, i hope
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 03:51 PM
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11. Ima
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Days Between Donating Member (45 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 03:42 PM
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4. Knockin on the WH door!!
"Get the door... its the Dem inos!"
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 03:45 PM
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7. Knock, knock
Who's there?

Control freak. Now you say "Control freak who?" Say it!
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Maiden England Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 03:50 PM
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10. ding dong
we have a bell, not knockers....
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 03:54 PM
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14. That sounds rather like a personal problem to me
I can't say I've ever lacked for knockers. Well, sophomore year in college, but that's normal from what I understand.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 04:56 PM
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19. Knock-knock
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 05:33 PM
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20. Oh my god, I killed it!
I'm a thread killer! :scared:
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 09:49 AM
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21. Oh my god, I killed it WHO?
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