matcom
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Mon Nov-01-04 05:25 PM
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JEEBUS!! - Sat In A 3 Hour Meeting Explaining To The Owner Web Design |
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:argh:
Owner: "Why does it take a couple of weeks to develop a web site?"
Me: "Well, you have made over 20 changes just since last Thursday alone!"
Owner: "I LOVE the graphic work! But why does it take 4 days to do that?"
Me: "Sir, there are 57 different images that make up what you now see on the screen"
Owner: "Wow. 57 different images? I really like that."
Me: "Now you understand why it takes time to develop what you want"
Owner: "I still don't understand why it takes you so long."
Me: "Sir, I have to manipulate every single image and THEN put them all together"
Owner: "Well, I don't know anything about web design. Can't you do it faster?"
Me: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
:argh::argh::argh::argh::argh::argh::argh::argh::argh:
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Mon Nov-01-04 05:27 PM
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1. But can you do it faster? |
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Mon Nov-01-04 05:27 PM
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2. Well, at least you get paid. |
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Edited on Mon Nov-01-04 05:30 PM by HawkeyeX
I had to deal with a very annoying sister who demanded changes by the second when dealing with Native American GOTV effort. Got paid zilch. And all in less than 1 week before the conference.. http://www.navoting.com/index.htmlHawkeye-X
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Mon Nov-01-04 05:28 PM
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3. Well... Why Can't You Do It Faster??? |
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It sounds like a reasonable question to me. :hi:
Why don't you just steal images from other people's web sites? Wouldn't that be faster?
-- Allen
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Mon Nov-01-04 05:29 PM
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Hand him a manual (or direct him to a web design website) and see how far he gets on his own. Stupid people don't know how stupid they are: http://www.apa.org/journals/psp/psp7761121.html
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Mon Nov-01-04 05:46 PM
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11. but he wore the JUICE! |
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Mon Nov-01-04 05:30 PM
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5. Does it detect tachyon beams? |
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Mon Nov-01-04 05:30 PM
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6. I bet some one from Hyperbad could do it faster |
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(me running from this thread) :~)
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Mon Nov-01-04 05:31 PM
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7. Don't feel too bad. When I did saleswork for my bro's company |
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We had an employer that actually used "touch base" and "get on the same page" in the same sentence. My soul left my body at that point.
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Mon Nov-01-04 05:32 PM
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8. Ugh, I fucking hate that shit. |
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Luckily the folks I've designed for have understood that it takes time.
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Mon Nov-01-04 05:35 PM
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9. Ah the joys of ignorant clients |
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"You mean you drew that yourself? Designers can draw? I thought everything just somehow appeared the computer."
"No, I don't know what I want. Can't you just keep creating stuff until you somehow produce what I want, even though I have no idea what that is yet?"
"I love your layouts! Exactly what we need!" The next day: "I showed these to my boss, and he doesn't like any of them. I was completely wrong about what we needed, everything I told you was wrong, and now you have to start over."
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matcom
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Mon Nov-01-04 05:40 PM
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10. worst part is............. |
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I AM THE FULL TIME WEBMASTER OF THIS COMPANY!!!
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Mon Nov-01-04 05:47 PM
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12. well then, there's no excuse |
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not to have it done the day before it's requested!
:evilgrin:
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Mon Nov-01-04 05:52 PM
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13. Just mumble something about Sarbanes-Oxley and walk off. |
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If he keeps pestering you, just explain how you have to do core load testing and marginal redundancy analysis. That shit takes time.
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Mon Nov-01-04 05:55 PM
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14. Guess that means you'll have to do it faster. |
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Mon Nov-01-04 05:56 PM
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15. i'll shove it up his ASS! |
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Mon Nov-01-04 06:02 PM
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16. I think you should use bitmaps, and make the site talk |
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Mon Nov-01-04 06:03 PM
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he wants a "Talking Email SPAM Campaign"
:argh:
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Mon Nov-01-04 06:10 PM
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Mon Nov-01-04 06:21 PM
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19. HAHAHA.... That's why the team I have just loves me... |
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Edited on Mon Nov-01-04 06:23 PM by Misunderestimator
Someone asks me how long something takes... I go to the developer, we work out an estimate, I pad the hell out of it, they don't dare question my numbers, and then we always bring everything in on time. It's an art it is.
On edit... I sympathize with you from my programming days... those clickers are such dumbf*cks.
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Mon Nov-01-04 06:24 PM
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20. Yes, I can do it faster. |
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But I guarantee that it will look like crap. he he he
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