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Mon Nov-01-04 05:44 PM
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| Do you have any good stuff in your house that I can steal? |
| L84TEA
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Mon Nov-01-04 05:45 PM
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| 1. Anything you want...sept...keep yer paws off my damn Kerry sign! |
| Kierkegaard
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Mon Nov-01-04 05:45 PM
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Depends upon what you consider 'good stuff.'
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| short bus president
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Mon Nov-01-04 05:46 PM
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Several highly valuable copper-jacketed hollow-point projectiles who are very eager to meet you. :D
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Mon Nov-01-04 05:46 PM
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| 4. Two boxes of cat litter with some special treats... |
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...and trained attack cats.
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| Hawkeye-X
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Mon Nov-01-04 05:46 PM
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| 5. My collection of used condoms... |
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Supposedly worn by famous celebrities. My valued prize is the Elvis condom.
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Mon Nov-01-04 05:48 PM
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| 6. Elvis Stevens of Waukesha, Wisconsin????? |
| HereSince1628
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Mon Nov-01-04 05:49 PM
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| 7. Sure, but the assault weapons ban is off, Feel Lucky? Make my DAY! |
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Well Dirty Harry says something like that anyway...
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Mon Nov-01-04 05:49 PM
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| 8. what ever you want MikeG |
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If I own it, it ain't cool.
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Mon Nov-01-04 05:51 PM
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| 9. yeah, 100 lbs. of gold bars... the safe combo is 32-16-12 |
| MikeG
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Mon Nov-01-04 05:52 PM
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| 10. Stealing heavy gold is HARD WORK. |
| Nikia
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Mon Nov-01-04 06:22 PM
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Well, my dad's cousin. My great grandparents kept gold bars in a safe. When my great grandmother died, my great aunt inherited it. Her son who was in high school bragged to everyone about having a safe with gold bars in it. A few days later, the safe got stolen by some aquaintances of some other students. Luckily it was recovered when the police responded to a loud party where they found the safe.
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Mon Nov-01-04 06:27 PM
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| 14. don't think I'm your cousin... the gold bars were part of the barter... |
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on one of my black market trades :7
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Mon Nov-01-04 06:14 PM
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| 11. Please come over and steal my kids' Halloween candy. |
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I'm starting to get a little queasy from eating so much of it!
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Mon Nov-01-04 06:16 PM
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| 12. The fence is on a diet. |
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