Hotel Crawford - new hit song lyrics

[Daocrat]

You all know the tune...

On a dark Texas highway
Dollar bills in my hair
Warm smell of crude oil
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a bar & grill light
My beer grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
I had to flop for the night

Cheney stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell
Cheney lit up a candle
And he showed me the way
There were freepers down the corridor
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel Crawford Texas
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (background)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel Crawford Texas
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
You can find it here
You can bash a queer

My mind is Carlyle twisted
I got the Michael Moore bends
I got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That Dad calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard
Sweet summer swine
Some dance to remember
Most dance to forget

So I called up the Ashcroft
Please bring me my wine
He said
We haven't had any Boone's Farm here since 1989
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Welcome to the Hotel Crawford Texas
Such a lovely Place
Such a lovely Place (background)
Such a lovely face
They're livin' it up at the Hotel Crawford Texas
What a nice surprise
What a nice surprise (background)
Bring my alibies

Mirrors on the ceiling
Kerosene on ice
Cheney said
We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device
And in Iraqi chambers
We gathered for the feast
We stab it with our steely knives
But we just can't kill the beast

Last thing I remember
I was running for 4 more
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
Relax said the voters
We are programed to recieve
You can check out any time you like
And you can always leave

[Maiden England]

1. Nice, I like it

[Nicole]

3. Love it EOM

[Bossy Monkey]

2. Send it to Henley; he'd probably do it n/t