I haven't peed in seven days... ask me anything.

[dave29]

Quickly, please.

[Catch22Dem]

1. why?

[Ilsa]

2. Foley? or kidney disease?

[BootinUp]

3. want some water?

:evilgrin:

[Kierkegaard]

4. That isn't possible and you know it.

Go relieve yourself, just in case I'm wrong...

[ogradda]

errr..need some

penicillin? :(

[burrowowl]

5. 7 days and

you are not dead yet. To be entered in the medical journals of modern marvels.

[Maiden England]

6. has anyone asked if you are pregnant

cause with a bladder that swollen...

[yvr girl]

7. Can you hear the water running in my sink?

How about the waterfall?

[jdots]

8. Return that beer you rented NOW !

this is an order from the National Beer Renters Club.

[democracyindanger]

9. Can you taste it, literally? nt

[Heyo]

10. Oh..

.. so you weren't really born with yellow eyes?

Heyo

[SarahB]

11. Catheter?

[Dookus]

12. sigh

take off the condom when you're done screwing!!

[dave29]

13. heh. A friend of mine once walked into a room and actually said this

it was the strangest thing he had ever said, and we laughed for about a half an hour. I'm not sure what made me say it - other than I'd like to spend the next half hour laughing.

He was not being straight up though, he had actually just come from the bathroom (in case anyone was concerned).