It's the Election Eve FREEPER JOKE THREAD!!!!!

[CO Liberal]

I'm sure a lot of people are nervous tonight. So let's cut the tension by posting Freeper jokes. Simply take your favorite ethnic joke and substitute "Freeper".

I'll start.

Q - How do you get a one-armed Freeper out of a tree?

A - Wave at him.

:-)

[Arkana]

1. Q. How do you stop a freeper from drowning?

A. Take your foot off their head.

[Maiden England]

2. Did ya hear about the two freepers sat on the floor?

one fell off

[Kire]

6. did you tell this one right?

I don't get it, sorry

[ogradda]

3. Q - how many freepers does it take to make popcorn?

A - five...one to hold the pan and four to shake the stove.

[ZanZaBar]

4. What's the difference between a dead skunk & a dead Freeper on the road?

A: There's skid marks in front of the skunk.





P.S. Hello DU!!

[PittPoliSci]

5. welcome to DU!

:toast:

[bo44]

11. yo ZanZaBar whaddup and welcome to the DUmp

[camero]

7. What do you call 10,000 freepers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

[bo44]

8. A genie granted a freeper three wishes

The freeper wished that he was white, uptight and out of sight. So the genie turned him into Bill O'Reilly's butt plug.

[signmike]

27. tsk tsk tsk

You should felafel about that one.

[almostallhere]

39. HA! that made me laugh out loud

falafel... HA!

[ogradda]

9. Q - why did the freeper have a dent above her belly button?

A - her boyfriend was a freeper too.

[bo44]

10. Whaddya call a freeper that can run faster 'n her brothers?

A virgin.

[CO Liberal]

12. What Has 19 Legs and 25 Teeth?

A freeper pro-war rally.

:-)

[rot0r_head]

13. How is a Freeper like a drunk?

Everything they say ends in a slur.

or

Did you hear about the time a Freeper choked on his yogurt?

-He heard it had grown out of a foreign culture.

[Goathead]

14. What do you do if a FREEPER throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back at them.

[psychopomp]

25. LOL

That's f-^---g funny sh't!

[Not a robought]

15. Two freepers got married

and are celebrating their honeymoon.

Unfortunately JimBobb is getting nowhere with Margreet-Ann consummating the marriage, due to the Bush abstinence education programs.

She hollers out, "For god'sakes JimBobb, you take what you play with and you put it where I pee!"

So JimBobb grabbed his Sony Playstation and dropped it on a haystack in the barn.

[PittPoliSci]

22. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

that's really good :-)

[bo44]

16. What do most freepers call their sister?

Mama

[CO Liberal]

18. What Are the Three Hardest Years of a Freeper's Life?

Third Grade.

:-)

[bo44]

20. funny

[FloridaJudy]

17. What's the difference

Between a porcupine and a SUV full of freepers?




- The porcupine has pricks on the *outside*

[jdots]

19. whats the difference between a freeper..........

and a dog turd with flys on it ? nothing

[CO Liberal]

21. How Many Freepers Does It Take to Shingle a Roof?

Six, if you slice them thin enough...

:-)

[CO Liberal]

23. What's The Difference Between a Freeper Wedding and a Freeper Funeral?

One less drunk.

[psychopomp]

26. LOL

:D

[CO Liberal]

24. What Happened to the Freeper Hockey Team?

They drown during Spring Training.

[jdots]

41. what did one freeper say when he saw a brain floating

in the jaccuzi ???????? Okay Muffy & Biff who farted ?

[CO Liberal]

28. What Has 32 Teeth and Votes for Bush?

A room full of Freepers.

:-)

[CO Liberal]

29. Hear About the Freepers Who Froze to Death At The Drive-In?

They had gone to see a movie called "Closed for the Season".

:-)

[CO Liberal]

30. What Do You get When You Cross a Freeper With a Gorilla?

A mentally challenged gorilla.

:-)

[Culture Mind]

31. How do you stop a Freeper from choking?

Who cares!

[TheMightyFavog]

32. What's the differance between a Freeper and a lying stinking...

Festering sack of horseshit?



I can't think of anything, either.

[Culture Mind]

33. Why do birds fly upside down over FreakRepublic?

Because there is nothing worth shitting on.

[pdx_prog]

34. There is a new perfume for Freeper women...

It's called Eau De Do da day...

[Culture Mind]

35. Did you hear about the Freepers who went ice fishing?

They got run over by the Zamboni

[CO Liberal]

36. Two Freepers Went Duck Hunting

They were out there all day, and had nothing to show for it.

Freeper 1: "Maybe we're doing something wrong."

Freeper 2: "You may be right. Let's try throwing the dog up higher."

:-)

[da_chimperor]

37. How do you sink a submarine full of freepers?

Put on your diving gear knock on the hatch.

[Blue_Tires]

38. what's 2 miles long and has an IQ of 20??

A. a freep parade




q: what's orange and yellow and looks good on freeps?

a: fire

[CO Liberal]

40. What's Yellow and Fun to Watch???

A school bus full of Freepers going over a cliff.

:-)

[signmike]

42. 6 Bullets

You're locked in a room with a gorilla, a lion, a tiger, a Freeper, and a giant rattlesnake - you also have a revolver with 6 bullets. What to do - what to do?


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Shoot the Freeper.
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6 times.