I'm gonna throw some red meat to my base...

[soundhead]

...and cook myself an election day victory steak tomorrow. I may marinate it over night, in a special marinade. Not that I know how to cook. In fact, I have never used a marinade before. I also understand that it is good to season the steak.

I may eat the steak in a sandwich, cut diagonally in half. I am informed that this adds considerably to the taste of the sandwich. Then it will be time to retire to the drawing room to listen to the wireless and the incoming results. Cigars and sherry will accompany this part of the evening.

My drawing room has plush velvet couches and darkwood walls. It is in this room that I have spent many evenings wondering, how is it possible that so many people can be tricked and brainwashed into voting for this ass-monkey chimp that currently pollutes the white house.

"W" stands for get the F*#K outta that house and take your sorry, disgusting, lying, frauding, murdering, torturing ass back to Texas, and take that fat ugly lump of crap Cheney with you. Shit, bitch.

[Tweed]

1. WELCOME TO THE DU!!!

ONE OF THE BEST EARLY POSTS I'VE EVER READ! You will do well here!

[drhilarius]

2. Welcome, but one complaint...

Don't marinate steaks! You lose all the beefy goodness. Go to your butcher, ask for a thick cut New York strip, prime and dry aged. A little olive oil, kosher salt,fresh ground pepper, and a really hot cast iron skillet- that's all you need. Two minutes each side for bloody. Now THAT is a victory steak.

[Maiden England]

3. Im not that up with the still mooing ness, but sounds good to me