'Porn-name game' to help ease the pain of election day!

[truthpusher]

Here is how to come up with your very own porn name!

1) Take the name of your first pet!

2) Then add the name of the first street you lived on!

3) Put them together, and you have your very own porn name!

Example:

'Frosty Balsam' (cat and street)

or

'Dusty Rangeview' (dog and street)


Of course some names will not work, example: 'Buddy Interstate 5' is not so good.

[Nimrod]

1. Smokey Coal

Intriguing.

[samwisefoxburr]

2. Tora Ferrell

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. Browneye Phoenix.

:o

[Arger68]

15. Now THAT's a porn name!!! n/t

[pdx_prog]

73. OMG!

I would rather just forget that one...lol

[Gasolinedream]

4. Rocky Grantwood

That's funny!

[name not needed]

5. Bruiser Pennwood

[PittLib]

6. Mitzi Ayleshire

the other cat's name was Champagne ... They're both pretty good!

[NamVetsWeeLass]

7. Eggplant Washington will not work

yes, I had a cat named Eggplant, No, I don't know who gave it that name, although, sounds like me. I will choose the following name cause it reeks of Porn star... "Ace Washington"

[truthpusher]

22. Hang on to it....it might be a good one for fetish porn!

[lforbus]

8. Fluffy Idlewood

Thanks for lightening things up a bit.

[sui generis]

9. Duke Cramerton?

[YDogg]

10. William North Thomas

Hmmm ... I may have to work on that. }(

[eternalburn]

11. Puss Beaverbank

:)

[PittLib]

16. Oh my!

LMAO! Best one ever. Hands down.

[smbolisnch]

30. Seriously???

ROTFLMAO.....
Good one. Welcome to DU! :hi:

[eternalburn]

39. Thank you for the welcome :)

Glad to be here :)

[calico1]

12. Sam Belmont. n/t

[urizenxvii]

13. Galahad Cherry...

yikes

[truthpusher]

19. Real?.....if so.....'Nice one'

[Corgigal]

14. SugarBear Cherokee

I guess she would have to be an Indian gal.

[truthpusher]

25. I would say very large as well....

[Anarcho-Socialist]

17. Cindy Cheapside

:)

[achtung_circus]

18. Darby Grattan

Contact me to purchase video.

[truthpusher]

26. If the Avatar pig is involved....then I'll take a copy!

[achtung_circus]

33. Soooo eeeeeee n/t

[ropi]

20. Gigo Evans

hmmm....

i wonder what my porn talent is....

[alterfurz]

21. Susie Summit

[phatkatt]

23. Prince Grimwood

[The Flaming Red Head]

24. What a good way to get possible PW. Phishing for fun or profit? nt

[rhino47]

27. I thought it was mothers maiden name .

If that were the case Id be Tinkerbell Von Stauchausen.
If street name well then Tinkerbell Hogshead.

[truthpusher]

28. New rule, mothers maiden name OK in lieu of terrible street name...

[The Flaming Red Head]

32. sorry if it's for fun

i've run into some real A holes on BBs

[smbolisnch]

29. Bandit Lenox

:silly:

[Dastard Stepchild]

31. Cinnamon Franklin

yeah ... I'll be making appearances at local hotels throughout the Midwest under my new porn name. No pictures, please!

[Modem Butterfly]

34. Ikey Williams Road

??

I prefer the name Chesty McBoob.

[vixengrl]

35. Casey Van Kirk--not bad. eom

8>)

[CO Liberal]

36. "Buster Montclair" Here

:-)

[Southpaw Bookworm]

37. Midnight Traction n/t

[DemExpat]

38. Anoushka Cherry.....

:wow: :wow: :wow:

Pretty impressive...

DemEx

[More Than A Feeling]

40. Bernard Williamsburg

n/t

[truthpusher]

55. The Duke of Porn

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

41. Panda Bonafede

or

Bonafede Panda


or

Panda Winterlocken (U.S. street version)...

[Kookaburra]

42. Silly Kenmore?

Not too pornly...

[truthpusher]

52. might work, depending on what apliance you are refering to.

[TexasBushwhacker]

115. I think Kenmores all run on AC ....

and you'd better have a damn long cord.

[Aristus]

43. Sheri Sprucewood.

:-)

[southernlad]

44. Pepsi Strawberry

*When I was a kid I called everything Pepsi and I lived on Strawberry Street.

[NoSheep]

45. Poppy Broad

[Jack The Tab]

46. Chester Orchard....better known in the biz as CHET OYSTER

lol

[NewJeffCT]

47. Taffy Rose

And, I'm a guy.

[truthpusher]

56. Big money in Gay Porn, especially with a name like Taffy!

[Kire]

48. Pong Quail

[Lavender Brown]

49. Peaches St. Jude

:headbang:

[scarlet_owl]

50. Leonard Shaw.

Sexy, huh?

[truthpusher]

Better than 'Dan Lather' (my personal favorite (not pet related))...

[thinksmart]

51. Mac Laminack

[eataTREE]

53. Luke N.W. 123rd.

No, not so good.

[trackfan]

54. Duke Kipling n/t

[Metatron]

57. Candy Mutz

Quite charming.

[Peter1x9]

58. Tom Casa Nova

Tom (cat)
Casa Nova (name of the trailer park I first lived at, the street name wouldn't have been even remotely as good as this) B-)

[truthpusher]

59. Casa Nova trailer park...cool.

[truthpusher]

60. Need more porn names - Kick!

[truthpusher]

76. Need even more porn names Kick! Kick!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

61. Nooky Wells

he he

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

98. After confirming with my mom... it's Daisy Chambers (better!!)

[donheld]

62. Dudley Pepper

not a bad name if i say so myself

[terrya]

63. Laddie Cantrell. Either a porn name or a lounge singer.

:-)

[ND_Democrat]

64. Toby Rider

[truthpusher]

65. like the lounge singer/porn name.

[almostallhere]

66. Gray-Gray Glencoe

i was very young... may he RIP

[truthpusher]

74. Good name for a senior citizen porn Star

[noonwitch]

67. Mimi Fir

My first dog was Mimi, the first address I remember was on Fir Drive in Temperance, MI. I don't know the name of the street we live on in Indy when I was born.

I could change the "i" in Fir to a "u", and add "bush", and then it would be "Mimi Furbush", which would be a really good porno name.

[RevCheesehead]

68. Mac Dean

[bif]

69. Sheba Wakefield & Tippy Rivard

And this is post number 69 in this thread! Wahoo!

[Aiptasia]

70. Tabitha Lavery

Whooooaaaah!

[stevielizard]

71. Belle Mt. Pleasant...

I know a guy who is in the adult industry and his name in a few movies was picked (by him) this way...LANCE BANGOR!

[truthpusher]

75. Not a bad drag queen name as well.

[pdx_prog]

72. Ginger Pontoon

[yvr girl]

77. Fifi Clarke

Or is it Feefee

[kitchen girl]

78. Pandora Decrow?

Doesn't sound too sexy to me. Well, maybe the Pandora part.

[Beaverhausen]

79. Taffy Bridgewater

[Sabriel]

80. Zipper Highway 17... now THAT'S sexy! n/t

[Dying Eagle]

81. Mini Winnebago

Now that is a stupid porn name!!!

LOL, No Mini jokes!!!!

[Texasgal]

82. Penny Ware.....

heh heh

[jpak]

83. Jake Nine Mile

:)

[henslee]

84. Tiny Bay,

[trof]

85. The Earl of 13th Avenue.

Not bad.

[GlenM]

86. Morris Cederwood

[bigwillq]

87. Fluffy Arlene

Fluffy was my guinea pig!

[blondeatlast]

88. Jenny Carol Blackitty Vinewood?

Yessh.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

89. Zorro Polidoro (hey I LIKE the sound of it!)

[greyfox]

90. Hmmmmmmmmmm

Bad name for a male porn star I would think:

TINY MURPHY

[TexasBushwhacker]

117. Works for dwarf porn maybe ....

or it could be one of those reverse nicknames, like calling a fat boy "Slim".

[the Princess]

91. My name?

Queenie Oak. Damn! I like Kitten with a Whip much better. LOL

[Catt03]

92. Lucky Frick

Lucky (the dog)

Frick Ave (the street after Frick Mines in PA)

I needed to explain this

:silly:

[mwdem]

93. Sandi Freeman

[Skittles]

94. Mama Pinkus Rural Route 2

LOL

[really annoyed]

95. Muffin Longtin

:crazy:

[BluePatriot]

96. Binky Lynngate. (lol!) nt

[TroubleMan]

97. Zorro Fernwood

LOL.

[Ron Green]

99. Coondog California, checkin' in....

[Wols]

100. "Lady Mobile"

But I'm a man.

[bettyellen]

101. choo choo underhill

[sleepyhead]

102. Tiny Grand n/t

[gulfcoastliberal]

103. Montana Belle

Right now it's Augustus Pickens

[Nikepallas]

104. Tiffany Mercer

[Goathead]

105. Tajmah Bruton

[NuttyFluffers]

106. Lefty Tozier

now, Itty Bitty Edgewood

[meganmonkey]

114. Itty Bitty Edgewood? Must be a fetish film!

ROFLMAO!

[greblc]

107. Snowball Osceola

2nd Pet & St. Auggie St.John

[LiberalManiacfromOC]

108. OOOOOOOH, YOU'LL LOVE THIS!!!!

Alex Woodcock!

[DrZeeLit]

109. Peggy Temecula

Hmmm, pretty racy..and conveniently trendy bilingual flavor.
Viva Peggy Temecula!
Sort of an Irish Mexican thing goin' on.

[meganmonkey]

110. Juliet Lochmoor

We got two guppies - a pink one and a blue one. I was about 6 years old. We named the pink one Juliet and the blue one Romeo. A little while later, the blue one had babies. Oooops!

I guess if I were a guy I'd be Romeo Lochmoor.

Right now it's Quagmire Keane.

[CanuckAmok]

111. Dolly Madison

Not kidding! Too bad I'm not a chick!

[Doctor_J]

112. spike franke

:wtf:

[rbnyc]

113. Watson Wilke

Doesn't really work for me.

:(

[TexasBushwhacker]

116. Sounds more like a Freeper name

Wait, that's a new game!

[TexasBushwhacker]

118. Lucy Perry

I know boring, but if I use my mother's maiden name it would be

LUCY REIMENSCHNEIDER

[FreedomFry]

119. Pal 2nd?

[VOX]

120. Clem Thermo

For hot time, y'all...

[Nightowl_2004]

121. Jobe Meridian!

Sounds......um.........sexy????

[maveric]

122. Fritzi Rosebud