'Suspicious-looking' avocado triggers bomb scare

[Kellanved]

I interrupt the Election anxiety threads with a completely unrelated Message

MAGDEBURG - A supermarket in eastern Germany was evacuated briefly on Tuesday after a "suspicious-looking" avocado triggered a bomb scare.

Store staff called police after finding an avocado which appeared to be wired to explode.
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http://www.expatica.com/source/site_article.asp?subchannel_id=26&story_id=13485&name=%27Suspicious%2Dlooking%27+avocado+triggers+bomb+scare

Ok, you can continue now. I haven't much time left until I have to leave for the Election party anyway (this will be one long night).

[Lavender Brown]

1. Well for some, guacamole is a WMD

:puke:

[kitkatrose]

2. Or maybe a

Weapon of Ass Destruction. :D

[redqueen]

4. That sounds like a good name for a porn movie.

:)

[kitkatrose]

10. ....

[Liberal Veteran]

5. When eaten by some people it cause them to give off a noxious gas...

:silly:

[flamingyouth]

3. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Thanks - I needed that. :D

[dolo amber]

6. Man, I bet that created

a-havoc-ado.

Thank yew, you've been a lovely audience! :hi:

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. Uh....

Ha?

[dolo amber]

8. Fack you, man

That's the best exploding fruit-related pun you're likely to hear all day. :P

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. This is the DU Lounge.

Nearly everything posted here is an exploding fruit-related pun.

[htuttle]

11. Attacked with an exploding avacado?

Did they drop the 16 ton weight on it?