short bus president
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Tue Nov-02-04 11:57 AM
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Velma just called me from her precinct - holy shit, y'all! |
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She came out as a closeted freetard! Told me that all morning, she's been handing out free donuts to pasty fat white guys in business suits reading the Wall Street Journal and checking stock prices on their fancy little blackberry rimjob machines. And kicking puppies. And pushing little old ladies out into traffic. Said she voted Badnarik, 'cause she knew TX was in the bag for *. I'm SHOCKED, I tell ya!
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Tue Nov-02-04 12:00 PM
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1. Somebody bring Velma pudding. STAT. |
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Tue Nov-02-04 12:02 PM
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2. Mmmmmmmmmm............pudding........................ |
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Tue Nov-02-04 12:04 PM
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Tue Nov-02-04 12:05 PM
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4. You are SO in for it when she sees this! |
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Too bad I won't see it till tomorrow. :(
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Tue Nov-02-04 12:21 PM
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Me feeling wicked today.:evilgrin:
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short bus president
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Tue Nov-02-04 12:24 PM
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6. Are you ignoring me??? |
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Tue Nov-02-04 12:28 PM
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Why would you think that?
Have you not voted already?
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short bus president
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Tue Nov-02-04 12:32 PM
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8. yes, I voted last week |
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but I got my star back recently, and felt like playing with my avatar. Oscar suits me nicely, these days. :D
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Tue Nov-02-04 12:33 PM
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Tue Nov-02-04 12:33 PM
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9. Well, I'll eat some popcorn just for you. |
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Tue Nov-02-04 12:34 PM
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11. OOooh thanks for the reminder! |
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I need to pick up some jiffy pop on the way home, too!
:D
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Tue Nov-02-04 12:39 PM
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I'm going to the grocery store to stock up for a party of one (or two, depends on how things go :D) or provisions for a prolonged depression.
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Tue Nov-02-04 01:14 PM
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Tue Nov-02-04 12:43 PM
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13. naw, Velma always behaves like that |
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Tue Nov-02-04 01:14 PM
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you don't need to jump in the car and go over there and KICK HER ASS?!?
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Tue Nov-02-04 01:18 PM
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16. Velma is a dominatrix |
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yes indeed, that's MISTRESS VELMA to you. As such, she has no need for a Skittles ass-kicking
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