The *OFFICIAL* completely-non-election-related thread.

[short bus president]

Should I shave my man-boobies like JOSH STRENGTH does? And if I do that, can one of you get my back, please? I need balance.

[MissMillie]

1. Here's my not related post

I just thought I'd let you all know, I'm eating hot and sour soup.

[short bus president]

2. Mmmmmmmmmmmm...

the Chinese stuff, or cream of mushroom from a swollen can?

:P

[MissMillie]

3. the chinese stuff

and they got just the right blend of hot and sour.

[JimmyJazz]

4. um, sure?

can I tell you, darling, that you seem to have an unnatural obsession with Mr. Strength - whatsa matter - you go for the guys with no um, necks?

[short bus president]

5. Nah, it's nothing like that, really

Just... how can a guy not feel sorta inadequate next to a pair of man-boobies like that? So sleek and shiny...

I compensate by emulation, you see. Kinda like as a kid, when your strategery would be to make friends with the monsters, so they wouldn't eat you?

:P

[JimmyJazz]

7. Well you had better hurry up and make your move before

the "Moran" guy gets to him - I think he's getting closer!

[short bus president]

9. I think you misunderstand me

I do not wish to have sexual relations with that individual, JOSH STRENGTH. Although I would like for him to watch and give me pointers and verbal encouragement while I have sexual relations with someone else, preferably of the female gender. He'd be just a dreamy "spotter." So powerfully motivational!

[JimmyJazz]

10. If you say so.

[short bus president]

11. Ouch. Yer doubt stings me deeply.

Why do I feel the sudden urge to go tune up an engine?

:P

[Bossy Monkey]

6. I like pancakes! n/t

[short bus president]

8. They'll tear you to smithereens, boy!

SMITHEREENS!!!