Write the headline.... in tomorrow's newspaper:

[flowomo]

maybe this has been done before here, but if you were the editor of a big newspaper what would your HEADLINE be tomorrow when Kerry wins? Keep it in the subject line for all to see.

TURNOUT WAVE TURNS BUSH OUT

KERRY WINS ONLY POLL THAT COUNTS

but better... you can do it

[MissMillie]

1. How about

HERE COMES THE SUN!!!!

[flowomo]

2. KERRY FLIPS OHIO, BUSH FLOPS

[fertilizeonarbusto]

3. WORLD SAVED

n/t

[marmar]

4. STRAY DOGS RUN OUT OF DC!

[Jokinomx]

5. Kerry wins by a Landslide.... sends message to the world....

Our system works.

The president made a monumental mistake and the voters peacefully removed him from power. A message that should resonate throughout the world.

:kick:

[FatSlob]

6. STILL COUNTING!

[flowomo]

8. fraid that might be the one

:)

[Lavender Brown]

7. EMPHATIC KERRY VICTORY: BUSH RETURNS TO TEXAS

[Emops]

9. In the Crawford, TX paper:

OH GOD NO, HE'S COMING BACK!

[soothsayer]

10. Kerry by a Landslide!

Or is it In a Lanslide?

[Crankie Avalon]

11. MARTIAL LAW DECLARED

...Bush attempts to invalidate election:scared:

[nikatnyte]

12. KERRY WINS WITH RECORD TURNOUT; ARMAGEDDON AVOIDED

[Solon]

13. OK tomorrow's paper...

BUSH DEFEATS KERRY

The next day you see Kerry holding up that paper smiling, thinking back to the Harry S. Truman photo. Newspaper's headline that day...

OOPS OUR MISTAKE, SORRY ABOUT THAT

:)

[rot0r_head]

14. BUSH WINS BY COMFORTABLE MARGIN

In other news, the 14 occupents of a small commuter aircraft were killed today when what authorities are saying was a pig collided with the Leerjet aircraft in flight. Forensic evidence gathered at the crash site indicates the potbelly swine had developed wings capable of elevating the animal to the aircraft's cruising altitude of 20,000 feet. When asked about the cause of the incident, fire marshall Ima Hogg told The Times she wouldn't rule out "terra-ist" involvement and expressed extreme relief for President Bush being relected "over those goddamn fags 'n' commin-ists."

[Endangered Specie]

15. NSDAP defeated! Social Democrats win!

America saved from Tyranny.

film at 11.

[huskerlaw]

16. FIRED!

n/t

[catmandu57]

17. DEMS CAME OUT

Big time.

[da_chimperor]

18. SHRUB GETS THE BOOT, KERRY WINS BY UNEXPECTED LANDSLIDE eom