Be carefull the grammar patrol is out in full force today!

[freetobegay]

:)

[asthmaticeog]

1. You misspelled careful

and that word should have a comma after it, as well.

[freetobegay]

3. LOL

See I told you so!

[pagerbear]

14. No, a comma would have created a run-on sentence

With missing punctuation one might at least assume the writer intended something that might separate two related independent clauses, like a dash or a semicolon, yet neglected to include it.

[asthmaticeog]

17. That make asthmaticeog brain hurt.

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

2. Excuse me, the grammar patrol ARE out in full force today

:evilgrin:

[Ron Green]

4. Don't forget your punctuation.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. Nope, the word patrol is singular. Is reflects the subject, patrol.

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

10. It was a joke

A very dry, very bad joke.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

16. I figured. :)

I was just shit-picking for the sake of the thread :D

[Spider Jerusalem]

15. Collective nouns...

even when singular in form, may take a plural verb. (This is actually standard in non-US English.)

[MissMarple]

19. The patrol is out vs they are out.

:evilgrin:

[candy]

5. That don't make me to happy.

[rot0r_head]

7. I sure am stressed. Why don't I LAY down and have a nap. n/t

[Search Party]

8. Transport Is Arranged

Praise the grammar police, set me up with your niece
Walk to Baltimore, and keep the language off the street
Well I'm of several minds, I am the worst of my kind
I wanna cremate the crutch
I know you're my lady but phone calls could corrupt the morning
I heed the surgeon's warning -- pillars of eights

[bloodyjack]

18. Pavement?

They were pretty good

[Mizmoon]

9. Is they?

I think they is.

[name not needed]

11. screw those words people.

i aint gettin no damned fancy ass artsy fartsy edjamacashun for them

[pagerbear]

12. Yes we is!

[name not needed]

13. you is funny