Caption the Chimp!

[Sparkly]

Who's he talking to, and what's he saying?

(I think the sign behind him says "NO" above the word "More" and he's complaining to Karl.)

[wellstone_democrat]

1. "My brother says that Florida is in the bag!"

[NVMojo]

2. he's checking in with Jeb...

[fertilizeonarbusto]

3. "Hello? I'd like to reserve a flight to Russia for Jan. 20..."

[cheshire]

4. HIT THE RED ALERT. TERRA TERRA I"M LOSING YOU %&^#%$#^%*^&)(*)(*(&^%S

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. "Well, I've been needing a vacation anyway. What furren country

will still let me in?

And oh, Unka Karl, make sure they don't have extradition stuff there."

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[ciaobox]

6. I KNOW mom. Look. I worked hard. You know how hard I worked...MOM!

Would you put dad on? Oh. Really funny. He asks where's my higher father now huh?

[TexasChick]

7. "...what's that again...no I'm not retarded!!!" n/t

[drdigi420]

8. "But you said the fix was in and there was no way I'd lose!"

alternates:

"What do you mean the people REALLY get to decide?"

"Daddy, can't you do something about these damned voters?"

[GreenPoet64]

9. Karl, my earpiece aint werkin . . . what am I supposed to say next?

[NinetySix]

10. Crawford calling, Mr. President.

Something about wanting their idiot back? I'll connect you....

[FizzFuzz]

11. I'd like to make an appointment for a high colonic....

(little does he know, the colonic technician is a DU member. :evilgrin: Say goodbye, Smirko)

[Harlan James]

12. Hello, Saud? About that me going into exile thing we talked about...

You think I can have Idi's house?

[aden_nak]

13. You're right. It IS easier to hear you when I hold it this way.

[skip fox]

14. "Hey Laura, I figured it out. If I win, I can spend a lot of time in

Crawford cutting brush and playing with Barney cna Karl will have Dick run the show in D.C. Heck, I won't even have to have a press conference or nothing. Maybe only do the State of the Union Address. . . . And guess what? If I lose I get to spend a lot of time in Crawford cutting bruch and playing with Barney . . . It's like . . . win-win! . . . Wow."

[DefenseLawyer]

15. O'Reilly? Georgie here

What are you wearing?

[Robeson]

16. Tony, can I come live with you?

[Mabus]

17. "I fear that we have awakened a sleeping Donkey...

and filled him with overwhelming resolve."

apologies to original writers.

[MsConduct]

18. Wadaya mean "start packing??!" n/t

[Crankie Avalon]

19. "Jesus? Jesus? JESUS, PICK UP!!!...

...goldarnit, I keep gittin' his answering machine and he never returns the messages, anymore!"

[mark11727]

20. "Hello, Mayflower Movers...?"

"Yes, the big white house at the end of the road... you can't miss it."

[montana_hazeleyes]

21. He's* talking to

his "pretzel" dealer.

[BringEmOn]

22. Dammit! Sell my Halliburton stock, now!

[Emops]

23. "Hello? Am I the 10th caller? Did I win the REO Speedwagon tickets?!?!?"

[Merrick]

24. Who? Stu Pitt? No, This is George Bush... hold on, I'll check.