For my 1,000th post, tell me... would you have sex with Bush and Cheney?

[Borgnine]

You come across a magical wizard on the side of the road.

He tells you that he can guarantee you a John Kerry/John Edwards win tonight and in 2008, but only if...

...you have a threesome with Bush and Cheney.

Would you do it?

[Worst Username Ever]

1. I'll pitch, but I won't catch n/t

[Technowitch]

2. *shudder!*

No. Kerry and Edwards can win without me debasing myself like that.

Next question! :D

[Chiyo-chichi]

3. You've been thinking about this for a while, haven't you, Borgnine?

[Catch22Dem]

4. I'd do them together!

I'd get over it. The country wouldn't get over another B/C term.

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. Yep.

And I'd take pictures, permanently disgracing them in front of their RW bigot base in the process.

[soothsayer]

6. Better be damn sure that wizard doesn't turn out to be just a klansman

[Borgnine]

7. I'd take one for the team.

Despite being a straight Bush-hating liberal, I'd tap those asses.

[NoSheep]

14. LMFAO

[theorist]

8. Do I get a cat o' nine tails and enough rope to get around Dick's gut?

Absolutely not, actually.

[ogradda]

9. do i have to use my actual body?

can i use illegal drugs???

[flakey_foont]

10. Yes

providing that my body is magically (but temporarily) transformed into that of Latrine,, the witch in MEN IN TIGHTS

[mdmc]

11. jenna, sure

[motely36]

12. well...

I'm gay and I'm not sure I could do that!

[kcwayne]

13. As long as I get to use a sandpaper dildo, and they don't get to use lubes

[thecrow]

15. Waitasec....

Your entire premise is wrong....
They are not human and therefore have no sexual organs.
Quite specifically, they could be called Dick-less.

[Cobalt Violet]

16. No! No! No! NO!

Because I believe that Kerry/Edwards are going to win anyway!

And I would immediately believe that this senerio is just another rove trick!

[Borgnine]

19. Rove would be holding the camera. n/t

n/t

[donheld]

17. ARE YOU FRIGGIN CRAZY?

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[jdots]

18. For my 1,000 th POST

yeah sure because those 2 Turd Puppets SHOULD GET FUCKED OVER

[Phillycat]

20. Fuck yeah!

I'd do it for my country, for the economy, for my future and my children's future, for the Supreme Court, for...etc etc etc.

And while I was doing it, I'd picture an extremely hot serviceman stationed over in Iraq who got to come home and do me because Kerry got him out of that hellhole. He's been in Iraq for long months, and he's looking forward to being with a woman again...

Both of those disgusting pigs are 30 second-men, so I know I could hold out for one minute by employing the above fantasy.

[helnwhls]

21. Happy 1000!

What a good day to turn over! You did take it to a scary place. After being in the polls this morning, I would feel safe telling the wizard to go take care of bush and dick himself. I saw lines of people patiently, eagerly waiting to get a chance to remove the tumor we call George W. Bush.

Cheers on 1000th! :toast:

[noonwitch]

22. Not only would I, I'd videotape it and sell it to Larry Flynt

Make sure that neither ever thinks about running for office again. Flynt would make sure that I made so much money that I never had to work again.