So what is this I keep hearing about "the biggest erection of our lives?"

[Magrittes Pipe]

I don't know if that's an appropriate topic to discuss in public.

[Dookus]

1. they also keep talking about

long lines for boners in some states.

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. And I'm not sure I want to know what "exit poleing" is.

:o

[miss_kitty]

22. sounds PAINFUL!

:evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

2. It's like the elephant in the room that no one wants to discuss!

[featherman]

3. I wish

[bif]

4. That''s what they hold every 4 years in Japan

Isn't it?

[Crunchy Frog]

18. In college once, we had a student from Japan.

One time she was asking someone about our electoral system and she innocently asked, "How do you hold erection in the United States?".

That story certainly made the rounds of the school.

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. In college once, we had a student from Japan.

He set his pubes on fire when he was extremely drunk.

He was a really cool guy! :D

[yvr girl]

24. Foreign students are fun

A German girl shared during communion how she wanted to thank God in all CIRCUMCISIONS.

No one laughed the first time she said it, but everyone cracked when she repeated it.

[matcom]

5. yes it is

my digital camera doesn't have a wide angle on it so you all will just have to come over to my house and see for yourselves!

Note: there may be long lines. don't get discouraged! you will ALL get your chance!

[bif]

10. Your camera has a Why Dangle lens?

[Lavender Brown]

6. I don't want to be around when W loses this erection

[Worst Username Ever]

7. Why do you think people keep hiding in those dark booths n/t

[T Wolf]

8. Emily Latella, is that you?

Seriously, for all those who are not here to share this, I hope you ar resting more peacefully now.

[Bertha Venation]

9. Excuse me, Miss Litella: It's election. Not erection: e-LEC-tion.

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. Never mind.

:D

[tigereye]

31. hey dude

can't even be serious for a minute?!

;)

[Utah_Lefty]

12. whoisalhedges channeling Emily Litella

Love it.

[plcdude]

13. I just hope

everything comes out okay

[aden_nak]

15. I'M IN THE NEWS?

[Crunchy Frog]

16. Oh, that's very different.

Never mind.:)

[kcwayne]

17. Well I sure hope the biggest PRICK in my life gets retired back to

being the Crawford village idiot.

[Crunchy Frog]

20. The big prick and his big dick sidekick

will soon be losing their erections.:evilgrin:

[kitkatrose]

25. You mean they

could get it up? Or was it Viagra induced? :evilgrin:

[oregonjen]

21. As my Japanese husband left for work this morning

he made sure to pronounce in correctly. :)

[Rainbowreflect]

23. No sex threads.

;-)

[MsAnthropy]

26. alhedges cracks me up! n/t

[terrya]

27. That would probably be when Rick "Humongous" Donovan ran....

for public office.

[donheld]

28. Milking it for all it's worth huh?

:evilgrin:

[the Princess]

29. Oh no baby

I'll be seeing that tonite! *wink*

[Donkeyboy75]

30. Watch out for Florida.

I heard something about hanging 'nads down there... :scared:

[XNASA]

32. And I heard someone mention the "biggest conundrum".....

the other day.

Wonder if the two have anything to do with each other? I'd imagine that they do.

[miss_kitty]

33. I'd like to see THAT!

:evilgrin: