What exactly is a 'douchebag'?

[rockydem]

It's a personal slam I know that - thus we have Novak as the 'Douchebag for liberty'.

But what is one really - how common are they?

I googled the word but all I found were pages that referenced its use as a term of derision.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=douchebag&btnG=Google+Search

Check out the ad for Amazon selling douchebags 'new and used'.

[Dookus]

1. well...

it's a device for vaginal cleansing.

I hate you for making me type that.

[the Princess]

6. *pats Dookus on the shoulder*

It's OK it's all gonna be OK.

[hlthe2b]

21. Methinks we need to bring back some sex ed... after we pitch the Bushies

:7

Good deed for the day, Dookus

[Nay]

HAHAHA dookus! I was just asking myself, "OK, HTF am I

gonna describe this to this guy?" You did it for me.

[yvr girl]

27. Kudos.

I find it quite amazing that it was a man who was first off the mark to answer this question. Takes balls.

[Reciprocity]

31. Lets hear it three cheers for Dookus!

Hip-hip-hooray! Hip-hip-hooray! Hip-hip-hooray!
Oh and rockydem don't be embarrassed.

[Dookus]

32. hrm...

my first hip-hip-hooray in eons, and it's for the words "vaginal cleansing".

:scared:

[Reciprocity]

33. Hey I was behind you buddy all the way lol.

[teevee99]

2. i think it's the bag you use to douche..

but i don't have a vagina, so i really wouldn't know.

[the Princess]

3. Ask your mother...............

I'm not gonna explain it - nope not me.

[Worst Username Ever]

4. It holds the vinegar and water solution used by a woman

when she douches her naughty bits.

[the Princess]

5. Are naughty parts the same as No-no place???

[Worst Username Ever]

11. also known as the "hoo-ha."

[CO Liberal]

12. For Me....

...the "no-no place" is local Republican headquarters.

:-)

[ghostsofgiants]

24. Lots of douchebags there.

So yeah, makes sense.

[China_cat]

16. Female equivalent of 'dangly bits'

[specter]

7. Or for

a green salad perhaps :P

[the Princess]

15. VINEGAR AND *WATER*

NOT Vinegar and OIL! LMAO

[specter]

18. Hey to each

his or her own :P

[the Princess]

25. OK

But Oil and Vinegar sounds like a lube job to me. LOL I'm quite sure I don't need to be ................ well anyway. LOL

I don't wanna get this thread locked.

[rockydem]

8. I've dated lots of women

I lived with a woman for awhile (I'm 30). I've never seen one.

[the Princess]

10. Um well Rocky

I'm 44 and I haven't seen one since I saw my mother's when I was a littel girl. they are not used anymore that I am aware of.

[Worst Username Ever]

13. "you ever get that not-so-fresh-feeling?"

I could never figure out what the hell they are talking about in those commercials when I was in high school.

[Iris]

23. they still exist, but rumour has it

women used them more when we were more sexually repressed! Now we know it's not good for you. (And if we want sex, we just have it!)

[skygazer]

14. That's because we now have disposables

And because women learned that swilling out the naughty bits isn't all that great for them.

The original item was used back in the old days before everything was disposable though I suppose somewhere is someone who still uses one. For something.

[MsUnderstood]

9. naughty bits. . .that slays me.

[ironflange]

28. I think douching started to fall from favor. . .

When they stopped selling Coca-Cola in glass bottles. Mmmm, fizzy. But what do I know? :evilgrin:

[MsAnthropy]

17. This is the funniest thread today

I'm so glad I didn't go home early and miss it!

[spatlese]

19. I heard that...

they look a little like turkey basters....
:)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

20. Rarely used since the invention of the

disposible douche, the purpose is to deodorize a woman's urinary tract. The douchebag was much like a hot-water bottle or enema bottle, and was attached to a long tube, through which the deodorant solution would flow when inserted into the vaginal area.

Douching is really unhealthy for women. It can cause painful infections.

[Iris]

22. you don't wanna know.

[ironflange]

26. One of the funniest SNL gags ever

The scene: a fancy English ball in the, looks like, early 19th Century. Garrett Morris is the doorman, announcing each guest. We get things like the Earl of Sandwich, Lord Cardigan, Duke of Chesterfield, things like that. Finally he announces, "The Lord and Lady Douchebag!"

[miss_kitty]

29. "What exactly is a 'douchebag'?"

The guy we're all voting against today, of course! :D

[CO Liberal]

30. THIS Is a Douchbag!!

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