Prognostication

[NamVetsWeeLass]

OK in a Very Scientific Prognostication Poll, Eeyore (my Roommate) and I have deduced that Kerry will Take this win. Our tools are as Follows: In a poll of drunks and smokers in a small chain of smoker huts and Beer buying places here, the Drunks and smokers overwhelmingly voted Kerry. Then the Red Sox won. They are Boston's Team. John Forbes Kerry calls Boston home. Then we next counted Yard Signs, again Overwhelmingly Kerry. Like 5 to 1. Then the Skins lost to Green Bay. Green Bay is as cold as Boston. Boston is where John Forbes Kerry calls home. Today while going to the office to pick up my paycheck, little omens were everywhere. From me skipping through mellow songs to get to something that is slightly more high Octane, I stumbled into "Revolution" one part is "You say you'll change the constitution, well you know, We'd all love to change your Head....." Something * is trying to do is change the Constitution to outlaw gay marriage. Then, "Here comes the Sun" came on. It has been a Long cold lonely 4 Years. Here comes the Sun...!!! That has to mean that Kerry will take this. Then up was The Charlie Daniels band. Now I know, he is supporting *, But in the Lyrics to "Devil went down to Georgia" there is ONE name. "The Boy said My Name's JOHNNY and it might be a sin, But I'll take your bet you're going to regret cause I'm the Best there's ever been...." I got up to where the Office is, and there are two gaggles of * supporters, and One contingent of Kerry Supporters. I honked and thumbs upped the Kerry people and Eeyore and I both Flipped the * people off. I had My black hoodie on, and in the hopes of inciting a Riot, I stopped and stood with the Kerry People. They loved it!! {Oooh, that is that Song, ya know the one by Eminem.) As for the Inciting a Riot statement, It is on My to Do list. * supporters are so foaming at the mouth, they are so convinced that they are right, that wearing a Pro Kerry thing of any kind really pisses them off. Well, I hate to inform them that while I Practice Peace as a way of Life, I can become Ultra-violent at provocation. I one punch shattered someone's nose one time because they called my dad a Baby Killer. Am I proud of that? Yeah, I stood up for my Father. It did go against how I try to live, But what can I say? I guess the moral of the story is this..... JOHN KERRY WILL WIN... America, Help is on the way!