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Sun Sep-14-03 07:55 PM
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I just accidentally sent porn to my girlfriend's mom. Ask me anything. |
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Sun Sep-14-03 07:56 PM
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1. How did you manage this as an 'accident?' |
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Sun Sep-14-03 07:58 PM
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my finger slipped? I did not know her Mom was on the messenger at the time. Face has not been this red in YEARS. Oy.
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Sun Sep-14-03 07:59 PM
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Sun Sep-14-03 08:08 PM
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Sun Sep-14-03 08:16 PM
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Make it a triple. Bottle. Three bottles. Sweet friggin' jeebus on a pointy unlubed stick! I'm such an ass.
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Sun Sep-14-03 07:57 PM
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2. How? And who were you tring to send it too? nt |
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Sun Sep-14-03 07:57 PM
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Why are you subconsciously attracted to your girlfriend's mom?
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Sun Sep-14-03 08:02 PM
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:P
Like to keep it all in the family? I AM a Southerner, ya know...
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Sun Sep-14-03 07:57 PM
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4. Was it gay porn, lesbian porn, hetero porn, bestiality porn, or |
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necrophilia porn?
There's also a type of porn involving scatology, but I'd rather not go there...
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Sun Sep-14-03 08:05 PM
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but FAR from yer average whitebread hetero porn. Dear Gawd what these women must think of me at this point. Dear, dear gawd... O8)
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Sun Sep-14-03 08:14 PM
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21. it wasn't bukkake, was it? |
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dear god, tell me it wasn't bukkake!
or at least not www.knottyclown.com
(Note: not for the faint of heart)
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Sun Sep-14-03 08:14 PM
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22. Bloody 'ell, you're SERIOUS?!?!?!? |
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Holy bleep! That'll make for an interesting discussion around the dinner table...
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Sun Sep-14-03 08:17 PM
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24. yus, my heart would be beating again by now |
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:46 PM
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44. what if she likes it, and rubs your feet under the table |
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Sun Sep-14-03 07:57 PM
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You could always say you got infected with a virus that sends porn to people in your address book?
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Sun Sep-14-03 08:00 PM
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I was on the phone with her as I posted this thread - it seems to be more of a joke than a big deal, which is a relief. And have I mentioned, Oy?!?
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Sun Sep-14-03 07:59 PM
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8. How did you know she got it instead of your girlfriend? |
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Did she like, call you about it?
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Sun Sep-14-03 08:03 PM
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that told me who she was. My face reddened. Oy.
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Sun Sep-14-03 08:02 PM
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What a moran...you must be mortified! :D
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Sun Sep-14-03 08:04 PM
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13. mortified, and in need of |
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either a shot of tequila or a firm slap in the face. Maybe both. At the same time. Oy.
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Sun Sep-14-03 08:04 PM
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Sun Sep-14-03 08:06 PM
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16. What are you going to do when she comes on to you? |
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What if she misinterprets this whole thing and it turns her on?
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Sun Sep-14-03 08:08 PM
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17. same thing I do when any women come on to me |
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turn beet red, stammer some, and puke like Stan Marsh. ;-)
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Sun Sep-14-03 08:10 PM
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That's really the only good reply you could have made.
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:20 PM
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get many dates that way?
I need to know. I might need to alter my technique. :)
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:21 PM
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41. no, hardly any at all |
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but when it works, it gets ya the REAL winners. ;-)
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Sun Sep-14-03 08:12 PM
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20. Are you trying to seduce Mrs Robinson? |
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Sun Sep-14-03 08:17 PM
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25. I find you so f***ing irresistable right now |
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Even moreso than usual if that's possible. Teee heee. :evilgrin:
I can just picture them with their hands on their hips and expressions of mock indignation in response to your sexually irrepressible nature.
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Sun Sep-14-03 08:24 PM
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you didn't see the pic I sent.
Jeezuz - you guys REALLY need to think twice before inviting me to be around decent human beings ever again. I'm showing my true colors here. Beet friggin' red. But you can PM me for a private show anytime, hon. ;-)
:P
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Sun Sep-14-03 08:37 PM
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29. Are you talking to me? |
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Sun Sep-14-03 08:26 PM
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27. I hope it wasn't any homemade porn my friend |
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otherwise ma and pa will be greeting you with the old shotgun in the morning :evilgrin:
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Sun Sep-14-03 08:35 PM
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she has since examined the pic and tells me she thinks it looks like her. I have impeccable taste in porn, you see. ;-)
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Sun Sep-14-03 08:37 PM
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30. So, uh... Whatcha gonna do for an encore? |
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Sun Sep-14-03 08:38 PM
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Sun Sep-14-03 08:40 PM
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32. I can't really comment |
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I, ummmm, would have to see just how hardcore this piece was before passing judgement. Wouldn't want to fly off the handle and start assuming things. So yeah, in the interest of fairness and objectivity, I'm gonna have to see this piece of porn.
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Sun Sep-14-03 08:41 PM
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33. Okay... calm down now... this might not be a "bad thing" |
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there are no shotgun-toting father/husband types at the door yet?
Good.
What's the link... PM perferred please.
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Sun Sep-14-03 08:45 PM
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...blame your little brother!
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Sun Sep-14-03 08:47 PM
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Insidious MS plot? I know! Clinton's penis did it! ;-)
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Sun Sep-14-03 09:00 PM
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37. Nobody ever sends ME porn by accident.... |
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Sun Sep-14-03 08:59 PM
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36. Was this it? AVERT your eyes! |
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:07 PM
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38. AAAAARGGGHHHH!!!!!!!! |
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The BURNING!! :( :cry:
You owe me a new set of eyeballs, Mr. Gump...*shudder*
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:17 PM
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Her the mama or her the girlfriend?
I guess we'll have to wait and see if you get invited to dinner at her house or not. And whether Mama or Daughter does the inviting. You might really be in trouble boy - what happens if you end up with two girlfriends because of this? Oh the shame, oh the horror!
P.S. Mr. Gump, I hope you realize you are going straight to hell for posting that. But until you do, you have to go stand in the corner.
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:32 PM
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Yep, I'll go stand in the corner over here. Right over here. This is where I'll be, if anyone wants to send me porn....
Right over here....
In the corner...
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Sun Sep-14-03 10:31 PM
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42. Your eyeballs look just fine to me |
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While I'm here, want me to check your tonsils?
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