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truthpusher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-04 10:05 PM
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Post election day Haiku thread...
Edited on Wed Nov-03-04 10:10 PM by truthpusher
To help you ease the pain of a day filled with weeping and shrieking, I thought a Haiku thread would be nice.

In case you haven't visited the ancient art of Haiku lately, here's a refresher...

...Haiku is, today, a 17-syllable verse form consisting of three metrical units of 5, 7, and 5 syllables.

Here is my post election day Haiku:

They all look happy
Gleeful blind and corrupted
Hateful run amok






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intheflow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-04 10:09 PM
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1. Haiku!!!!
My eyes wept all day.
But my spirit will not break!
Now is time to work.
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alvis Donating Member (665 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-04 10:10 PM
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2. OK, I'll Try

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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truthpusher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-04 10:12 PM
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3. Thank you for the world greatest Haiku....excellent work!!
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alvis Donating Member (665 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-04 10:20 PM
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5. Went with the feeling, what can I say
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-04 10:14 PM
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4. We lost the battle,
But don't give up Democrats,
The war is still on!
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-04 10:25 PM
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6. Such hateful people,
these born-again fundy types
and gullible, too.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-04 10:30 PM
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7. .
The smirking fucktard
won it - and maybe even
fairly? What the FUCK?

I wonder who'll run
the country when Cheney's heart
finally craps out.

Four more years of Bush:
Imperial adventures,
widespread suffering.

George W. Bush
sucking a sailor's big toe.
Why is he smiling?

Michael Moore's movie
and Howard Stern's monologues
failed to deliver.
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intheflow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-04 10:32 PM
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9. Imperial adventures, widespread suffering -- great haiku! n/t
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truthpusher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-04 11:02 PM
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11. love the toe sucking part
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Cyndee_Lou_Who Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-04 10:30 PM
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8. I call it 'The majority'
Edited on Wed Nov-03-04 10:33 PM by Cyndee_Lou_Who
People have spoken
Liers, thieves, hatered, anger
Let them stew in it

On edit. Please note the sarcasm intended in the title.
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Terran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-04 10:34 PM
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10. Mine
George beams at the crowd,
Adoring faces, children.
"Gotcha, you suckers!"
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